Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 11, 2019

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    Averagemoe  almost 5 years ago

    There was a joke in a Diary of a Wimpy kid book with Greg getting every high score in one of those fitness video games simply by holding the controller in his hand instead of his pocket. He thought better of confessing after seeing how much exercise his mom was getting trying to reach those numbers.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  almost 5 years ago

    It’s interesting how even though a tail is practically universal among most vertebrates, we tailless humans can’t comprehend the idea of having one and being able to control it.

    Do you think snakes have difficulty comprehending having legs? Or that birds have no idea what having teeth and lips is like?

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    Jungle Empress  almost 5 years ago

    Unicorns cheat at things? This is clearly unheard of!

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t you just love the tail wagging?

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    andacar  almost 5 years ago

    This is the second time Phoebe has had a tail. I bet the next time she’ll ask for it to be permanent.

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    Antiyonder  almost 5 years ago

    I’m not jealous of their tails and am offended at the insinuation anyone makes about me being so.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And it increases butt views, too, apparently.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    She still has her Goblin tail?!

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    “These things are just the best!”

    One moment later the spell wears off and her tail goes POOF!

    “Awwwww!”

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    SanjLeone  almost 5 years ago

    Is it too weird to say I’ve always thought having one would be cool?

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    Humans invented the cheating at step counting a LONG time before this.

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    WaitingMan  almost 5 years ago

    I take my step counter to the hardware store and hook it up to the paint can shaker. Give it a nervous breakdown.

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    Wichita1.0  almost 5 years ago

    One Halloween at the call center where I worked for some time, I added a tail as my costume and was completely casual about it, as if it wasn’t there. Drove people insane.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Careful Phoebe, mom might decide to put you to work dusting the furniture.

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    Snoots  almost 5 years ago

    By unicorn logic… if a Unicorn thought of it, it can’t be wrong.

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    Mr. Organization  almost 5 years ago

    The SCWAFFINS needs to be attached to the leg of an equine – probably around the gaskin or forearm – not the tail.

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    The way Phoebe’s tail is drawn makes me think she could make a living digging ditches…

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    josh_bisbee  almost 5 years ago

    Hope that tail is gone before she has to go back to school.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    She really likes that tail.

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    The Ever-Convenient Object's Shopping Mall  over 4 years ago

    I know, right? I wear a tail. It needs sewing but I don’t care. I don’t even take it off when I go swimming. ALL HUMANS NEED TAILS

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