The Knight Life by Keith Knight for August 01, 2024
July 31, 2024
August 02, 2024
Transcript:
Yes darlin?
KK: There must be some mistake...I ordered half a sandwhich!!
Whoops!! Youre right honey!!
I'll go get the other quarter right away!!
KK: !!!
20 years ago I used to work near a Jewish deli that seemed like this. It looked like half cow was piled on it. The best part, meat was tender and high quality. Very popular place.
Mitch Hedberg: I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It’s like a cow with a cracker on either side. “Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?” “Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!”
Pharmakeus Ubik 4 months ago
Feeding a village?
bdpoltergeist Premium Member 4 months ago
country diners…
TMMILLER Premium Member 4 months ago
Must be at a truck stop!
rodney 4 months ago
20 years ago I used to work near a Jewish deli that seemed like this. It looked like half cow was piled on it. The best part, meat was tender and high quality. Very popular place.
Bob Blumenfeld 4 months ago
Old line from the comic genius Allen Sherman. He did song parodies, but this was apparently a one-liner that never grew into a full song:
“Do not make a stingy sandwich,
Pile the cold cuts high.
Customers should see salami
Comin’ through the rye.”
GaryCooper 4 months ago
To people from other countries, America is the land of big portions.
moondog42 Premium Member 4 months ago
Mitch Hedberg: I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It’s like a cow with a cracker on either side. “Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?” “Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!”
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 4 months ago
“You want a doggie bag with that, honey”
gcarlson 4 months ago
At one of our Mexican restaurants the “Mini Macho” burrito I ordered filled half the plate. Never ordered the Macho.
cherns Premium Member 4 months ago
I was in a New York deli like that once.