Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 18, 2020

First hehe

You know how bad a movie is when the theater is like a “ghost town”..

I went to see Cats yesterday, and this was my experience too. Completely empty room. Even though it was premiere day here in Sweden. (I took the opportunity to sing along as loudly as I could.)

Remember me? :)

Ball’s in Nate’s court! “I knew it would suck & it hasn’t even started yet!”

Makes sense.

This is where all the guys in white lab cots show up. They throw Nate into a seat in row one, strap him down, put little clips on his eyelids to make his eyes stay open, one guy applies eye drops constantly to Nate’s locked-into-position head…..and Nate is forced to watch the whole film. Like Alex in A Clockwork Orange. They will cure Nate of his fear and loathing of cats. (The complete emptiness in Theater 8 should be sending up red flags….)

Wow. It’s no wonder the movie bombed at the box-office.

How appropriate that Taylor Swift was in Cat’s. All her movies have been D O G S !!!

I always go to the first showing around 11-12AM and hardly anyone there. I like it that way.

When I saw the movie, this was also my experience.

We predicted the future.

Why couldn’t they have just seen "Rise Of Skywalker or “1917” or even “Frozen 2.”

Everyone else is probably watching star wars.

YES MY THEORY THAT “CATS” THE MOVIE IS NOT GOOD HAS BEEN PROVEN CORRECT!!!!!!!

Great, let’s sit in the lobby.

How come DeeDee looks so depressed and happy at the same time? lol

Shine some light on that shade!

Dee Dee looks on the bright side. Possibly the only bright side to watching “Cats” in the cinema/theatre.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show played to empty houses until it developed a following.

i am glad everybody has settled on meowmixit was so hot and tense the sun’s core seemed cold

Wait, I thought SPG was gonna watch it too….

Imagine if Chad was just casually in the front eating popcorn

these days you pick your seats when you buy your ticket. you can’t change your mind once you sit in the theatre because someone else might have a ticket for the seat you prefer. Makes it tough to see a movie as a family or group as there might be enough empty seats but they won’t be together.

Why am I not surprised?

I knew Cats was going to be bad but this is ridiculous

goes in movie theater sees nobody there IM NOT SUPRISED

its my birthday

hello

savage

If Nate is 4 feet 6 inches, and he is half as tall as mr Rosa, then mr Rosa is 9 feet tall. Principal Nichols is around 10 feet, and mrs Godfrey is 9 feet

In my opinion, the Cats movie deserves to at least be given a chance.

No one wants to watch cats. Lol

Rise of Skywalker is way better.

Stop! Stop! It’s already dead!!!

B L A N KB L A N KB L A N KB L A N K

C L O N EC L O N EC L O N EC L O N EC L O N E

much better

She has no idea whatsoever.

that’s how boring it is?

ahhhh isn’t it good when no-one else is there so you can put your feet on the chair in front of you. that happens to me alot.

oh no my head is thinking of Dee Dee and Nate Wright on a dat-

Personally, I think the best rows in the theater are the ones in the middle.