Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for December 20, 2019

Who’s that guy with the clipboard supposed to be? (and good job in panel one MOP)

P1 – The “things a high schooler would never say” dialog continues.

P3 – I guess we can take down the “Missing Coach” posters now, he’s back. Just in time to read off the starting 5 tomorrow.

And speaking of starting, what better way to be starting your morning then by reading today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P1, Why not? Oh, and why is only half the floor shiny, Mop?

P2, The ants want to stuff him in a trashcan, too.

P3, So he’ll be fouling out of more games bringing that scoring average down even lower.

Coming soon to a theater near you — Schuring vs. Demarco MMA.

P2 Sign man over did it with the size, he got “Trash” spelled correctly but since he did not know how to spell “Recyclables” he just kind of blurred the letters.

P3 Is that a GilPa sighting in the background???..sure does not look like him but you cannot tell these days with all the sloppy art work.

P4- Dewey Oxberger had a lot of pent up aggression. That’s why he ate a lot of pizzas. He turned into a lean, mean fighting machine.

In all reality , P3 It’s Flashback Friday as the newly hired basketball coach Gil Thorp gives his first interview to Cub reporter Marjie Ducey .

P1: Plausible deniability when Demarco winds up in that trash bin.

P3 – “on the court conversely”- are they telling us Gilpa canceled the shoe sponsorship from Nike and went old school?

P3: When did Dr. Pearl hire Ray Romano to replace Gil?

P 4: “..uh, that’s great coach, but I wasn’t asking about the showers…”

I think Chris S looks a lot like Jami Thorpe is they allowed him to grow up and show up.

So if DeMarco becomes less jerkish, Schuring’s game will suffer?

Wait, I know, maybe Schuring can convince DeMarco to come out for basketball to help him work thru his “problems”.

P3: The downside of all that aggression is that he fouls out in the first five minutes.

Tilden’s also starting Blade and Hammer from “Arch Rivals”, so things are going to get pretty aggressive in the conference this season.

Should be a rebuilding year, what with the graduation of star Paul Beudry, depressive Mike Fillion, Andre Ruffin, and the other senior knuckleheads who forgot to bring a ladder to a billboard-defacing party. I guess it is time for string bean Marcus Irby to lead the team—hope he hit the weight room—and maybe Jordy Castillo’s cousin? Or did he graduate, too?

…did BKB make things happen at a JUCO?Any updates?