Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 21, 2019

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    cuttersjock  almost 5 years ago

    P3: …a saucy Marjie angles for her own shower tour…

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    kdizzle  almost 5 years ago

    On the other side of town Marty is approaching an opener.

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    Ravenswing  almost 5 years ago

    I kinda think that P4 isn’t fit for a family newspaper …

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    Mopman  almost 5 years ago

    Wow, Marjie, savage burn on Marcell! But why are you checking out a high school boy’s physique so closely? Are they any adults with any morals in Milford?

    And speaking of morals, if you enjoy Mopped Up Thorp, you may be lacking in them as well.

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    Mr Reality  almost 5 years ago

    In all reality, P4 and also Marjie I’ve added a new improvement to our locker room ,Alexa turn on the hot showers. Now we don’t have to wait to get soaped up. Gee Gil that’s neat I’d like to have a private demonstration sometime soon.

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    ksronlinemedia  almost 5 years ago

    Old Marj just activated everyone’s Creepometer.

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 5 years ago

    P1, Scrappers, coach speak for not very good.

    P2, Not that I know who Marcel Irby is but I’ve heard the name in the showers.

    P3, Marjie is interested in one muscle and one muscle only.

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    jslabotnik  almost 5 years ago

    P2: Was that ball made in Russia? Looks like Cyrillic text. Looks like Marcell has a 20 foot vertical. I believe I can fly…

    P3: an early Christmas gift to us commenters from Rubin & Whigham?

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    thejudge  almost 5 years ago

    “In his shorts…”

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    Irish53  almost 5 years ago

    P 4: “….wouldn’t you like to know, you old perv…”

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    bearwku82  almost 5 years ago

    P1- Marjie puts that bowl she took home from The Copywrite Café to good use with that classic hairdo.

    P2- Why wouldn’t GilPa recruit Marcel to play receiver for the football team? Much like Cortez Beecher, GT not taking advantage of his resources.

    P3- Marjie does her Marla Hooch impression. Ready for The Sudsbucket.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    We miss the really interesting stuff on account of there not being a Sunday strip. By Monday Marcell will already have shown Marjie the muscle he’s added, so we miss the “reveal”. And it’s really impressive, too. Mimi has already asked Marcell whether he’d be interested in working in the field of swimming pool maintenance.

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    hifirick1953  almost 5 years ago

    Marj is ready for her close-up.

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  almost 5 years ago

    Wow, after her major Chet scoop, Marjie has become quite the adversarial reporter. Time was, she was just a stenographer for Gil, passing on his starting lineups and comments to Star readers. Maybe she should dig into the coverup surrounding billboardgate, in which most of last year’s team got away with attempted vandalism.

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    James St. John Smythe  almost 5 years ago

    Here I thought DeMarco’s associates were the muscle.

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    Irish53  almost 5 years ago

    P 4: “…. hey lady!…..ziiiip….. right here…. that’s where….” and just like that, Gil loses a starter for sexual harassment

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    bearwku82  almost 5 years ago

    Gil realizing the moment of soundly beating the crap out of Valley Tech and Coach Drool is over, gives his undivided attention (tsk, tsk) to cub reporter Ducey. He ‘s only 60% there announcing this season’s basketball starting lineup. Who are the guards, Tiki (The Torch) Jansen and 5’8" Hiawatha James?

    If Marcell Irby can be a poor man’s Clyde Bean, The ’larks will contend for The Valley crown.

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