The Buckets by Greg Cravens for December 16, 2019

OMG What else might they be right about?

Dogzilla! You forgot Dogzilla!

Real easy: $30 for mom, $20 for dad, $10 each for Sheila and Eddie, and $7.43 to treat yourself. Job done!

Simple solution, Spend at least half if not more on your girlfriend, or she will be giving you the cold shoulder!

I hope his brain can handle it when he realizes he can’t divide the money evenly without a remainder

Ok now what am I supposed to when I divide a number and it doesn’t work out evenly? I would be so much easier if I had $80. or better yet a $100 so I could get better gifts.

He forgot Grandpa in his list. And what about the family doggie? No chewy or squeaky toy???

And don’t sleep through spherical trigonometry when you get to it. You’ll need that every day when you’re an adult.

And lesson two is that dividing money is hard and will involve compromises.

It’s worse than that. You need to use fractions, percentages to weight the division according to your estimation of the greatest reciprocation.

at LEAST the basic. lol

Go to your local Burlington store, guy …the prices are very good this time of year.

Don’t forget you will probably have to pay sales tax on your purchases, too.

Saw some calculators for sale in Walmart the other day, and I thought, Why? Every mobile phone has one built into it now.