Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 31, 2019

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    oldpine52  about 5 years ago

    Mine dropped many years ago.

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    pearlsbs  about 5 years ago

    I heard they have big balls in cow town.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That can be taken in soooooo many ways.

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    retrocool  about 5 years ago

    brilliant !

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    retrocool  about 5 years ago

    GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY ! SHE SURE LIKE TO BALL !

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    BALLIN’!!!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 5 years ago

    No two inch ball bearings on crowds?

    Spoilsport.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 5 years ago

    And like they say in the TV ads (which you can barely see) “please drink responsibly”.

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    Is that advice meant only for golfers?! Advance happy new year 2020 to all us Id-iots! :D

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    matthew  about 5 years ago

    Phrasing!!

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    wildchildhernandez  about 5 years ago

    I laughed soooo hard!!!! Spit coffee out my nose.

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    Nice job, Wiz!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Happy New Year! May 2020 bring justice, common sense and strength to those cowards in DC!

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    dsatvoinde Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It looks like Pastis has kept the censors eyes on him so well that Parker and Hart were able to sneak this one by. LOL!

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    William Pellegrini Premium Member about 5 years ago

    OUCH!

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    blakerl  about 5 years ago

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  about 5 years ago

    Suddenly I have AC/DC’s song “Big Balls” going through my head.

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    WilliamPennat  about 5 years ago

    Hard to believe that caption in a family strip (so to speak)….

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I WILL NOT stoop to low-brow humor about how I dropped my balls responsibly A LONG LONG time ago- NOPE NOPE NOPE … !!!!! lol

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 5 years ago

    having played basketball, football, tennis, softball, racquetball, handball, and golf most of my growing up, adult life – I do drop them as responsibly as I can – but thanks for the reminder for 2020. LOL and HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL

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    belgarathmth  about 5 years ago

    Um, there’s a probably unintentional double entendre there.

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    Tinman Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’m too petered out.

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    Leojim  about 5 years ago

    AND, gently!!!!

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    Plods with ...™  about 5 years ago

    Sounds painful.

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    Jml58  about 5 years ago

    I keep mine in my pants.

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    tad1  about 5 years ago

    Happy New Year! I hope 2020 is better than 2019!

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