Or stuff it into your wet shoes, or eat your fish and chips from it?
COULD (maybe) line the birdcage with an old laptop – wouldn’t try making a paper hat out of a rolled up computer, tho…
There’s days when I’d like to throw my computer at something.
We only buy our local newspaper to wrap kitchen waste in.
I subscribe to the Los Angeles Times™. I only use it to wipe my feet when I enter the house because these are the Times that dry men’s soles.
They’re also great for washing windows.
Garfield needs his newspaper—every time a spider comes along.
I put mine in bottom of my birds cage
Many of us choose our newspaper for its softness and absorbent qualities.
No need for a newspaper with the amount of flyers that jam my mailbox every week lol!
Gonna be hard to start a fire in the stove when they all go away.
I once worked for a bi-monthly, satirical newspaper, whose banner read: “Free – And Worth Every Penny Of It!”
It would be a challenge to eat freshly boiled crabs on a table covered with computers.
It gets expensive to use my tablet for a fly swatter.
No but I’ve mashed one against the screen….
Get a Bug A Salt Rifle.
Somewhat of a repeat. Years and years ago the punchline was something to the effect of newspapers will still be around until you can do crossword puzzles online in the bathroom.
I will have my morning paper delivered for as long as they choose to keep printing them! I SEE news on the PC but it just isn’t the same!
For that I have one of those electric “tennis” rackets. I love the ZORK!
Don’t worry. I like it! LOL!
Rick McKee
Baba27 almost 5 years ago
Or stuff it into your wet shoes, or eat your fish and chips from it?
luvdafuneez almost 5 years ago
COULD (maybe) line the birdcage with an old laptop – wouldn’t try making a paper hat out of a rolled up computer, tho…
eastern.woods.metal almost 5 years ago
There’s days when I’d like to throw my computer at something.
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
We only buy our local newspaper to wrap kitchen waste in.
eisneun almost 5 years ago
I subscribe to the Los Angeles Times™. I only use it to wipe my feet when I enter the house because these are the Times that dry men’s soles.
wmwiii Premium Member almost 5 years ago
They’re also great for washing windows.
WLG12037 almost 5 years ago
Garfield needs his newspaper—every time a spider comes along.
rickmac1937 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I put mine in bottom of my birds cage
asmbeers almost 5 years ago
Many of us choose our newspaper for its softness and absorbent qualities.
Pet almost 5 years ago
No need for a newspaper with the amount of flyers that jam my mailbox every week lol!
Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Gonna be hard to start a fire in the stove when they all go away.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
I once worked for a bi-monthly, satirical newspaper, whose banner read: “Free – And Worth Every Penny Of It!”
Bex Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It would be a challenge to eat freshly boiled crabs on a table covered with computers.
wirepunchr almost 5 years ago
It gets expensive to use my tablet for a fly swatter.
WilliamPennat almost 5 years ago
No but I’ve mashed one against the screen….
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Get a Bug A Salt Rifle.
Uncle Mordy almost 5 years ago
Somewhat of a repeat. Years and years ago the punchline was something to the effect of newspapers will still be around until you can do crossword puzzles online in the bathroom.
Skylark almost 5 years ago
I will have my morning paper delivered for as long as they choose to keep printing them! I SEE news on the PC but it just isn’t the same!
david_42 almost 5 years ago
For that I have one of those electric “tennis” rackets. I love the ZORK!
Jim Kerner almost 5 years ago
Don’t worry. I like it! LOL!