Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 22, 2020

Or stuff it into your wet shoes, or eat your fish and chips from it?

COULD (maybe) line the birdcage with an old laptop – wouldn’t try making a paper hat out of a rolled up computer, tho…

There’s days when I’d like to throw my computer at something.

We only buy our local newspaper to wrap kitchen waste in.

I subscribe to the Los Angeles Times™. I only use it to wipe my feet when I enter the house because these are the Times that dry men’s soles.

They’re also great for washing windows.

Garfield needs his newspaper—every time a spider comes along.

I put mine in bottom of my birds cage

Many of us choose our newspaper for its softness and absorbent qualities.

No need for a newspaper with the amount of flyers that jam my mailbox every week lol!

Gonna be hard to start a fire in the stove when they all go away.

I once worked for a bi-monthly, satirical newspaper, whose banner read: “Free – And Worth Every Penny Of It!”

It would be a challenge to eat freshly boiled crabs on a table covered with computers.

It gets expensive to use my tablet for a fly swatter.

No but I’ve mashed one against the screen….

Get a Bug A Salt Rifle.

Somewhat of a repeat. Years and years ago the punchline was something to the effect of newspapers will still be around until you can do crossword puzzles online in the bathroom.

I will have my morning paper delivered for as long as they choose to keep printing them! I SEE news on the PC but it just isn’t the same!

For that I have one of those electric “tennis” rackets. I love the ZORK!

Don’t worry. I like it! LOL!