B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 11, 2020

Never go to a barber, dentist, or proctologist who’s in a bad mood.

How did that old joke go?

“Especially if he has both hands on your shoulders during the “examination.”

You go to a two-man barber’s and one barber has immaculate hair and the other has hair that’s a mess… Which do you choose to do your hair and why?

Just reach right in there.

I had a doctor in my Air National Guard unit that had telephone fingers. Ugh!

It may “feel” like a finger during a prostate exam, but ALWAYS double-check. You NEVER know!

If you have a PSA result of < 1.0, you can probably safely forego the digital prostate exam.

LOL!!!

UNfollowing here too. :( I’m sticking with the old stuff.

An example of a physician’s rectitude?

Observe his clients’ dos. ….that’s how I pick

I swear my doctor checks my prostate all the way up to his wrist!

We have to pay for a prostrate exam. Lord.

I’ve always asked to see the doc’s hands.

Women doctors = small hands.

Find a female doctor for the exam!

I’ll never forget the day my ex came home from the doctor’s & complained in outrage: “That doctor stuck his finger up my @$$!” My reply: “So?” Cue more outrage at my lack of sympathy, but that’s nothing when you’ve been going for annual gyne exams ever since you turned 18!

In my life history, I’ve had two female doctors. I joked with them about how good it was for me that they had narrower fingers than male doctors as we prepared for the exam. One of them quipped, “The same is true for dentists.” I responded, “Thanks, I have a checkup next week. I hope I can forget this by then!

“If the doctor is doing a prostate exam and he has both hands on your shoulders… find a different doctor!”

What? A prostate exam mention, and no one made a Rex Morgan, MD joke?

It beats Nurse Ratched and her broken glassnuckles.

my GP says that just using the PSA test is enough. Studies showed that the cancer usually started in the part of the prostate not visible or reachable. Fine by me.BUT- – all my blood work always showed up as Good to Great and guess what- Quintuple bypass, only symptom was a shortness of breath on occasion, otherwise felt great

never know with B.C. if you’re gonna get philosophy or toilet humor.

Not at $1250 each. No Dr. can pass that by…

Just don’t cough during the exam!

When I had my first prostate exam 15 years ago I told my doctor I wanted him to use two fingers so I could have a second opinion. He laughed…..

I started going to a female physician specifically because she had small(er) hands.