Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 11, 2020

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    JoanHelen  almost 5 years ago

    I usually get the gown that has only one string attached.

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder why they can’t start making those gowns a little more modern. Instead of tie straps how about Velcro.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I’m sure that hospital gowns are that way because the doctors, the administrators and the staff all basically dislike patients and think they deserve to be uncomfortable and look ridiculous. And because it’s cheap to make ’em like that.

    Because I could do a lot better and I’m not even expert. Consider Velcro. Consider elastic. Consider an opening that allows access to the part that they need to access. Consider paper gowns that can be opened at need with scissors.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    At least the sling’s color co-ordinates with the gown. And the bruises, I’m sure.

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    wiatr  almost 5 years ago

    Meanwhile he’s sharing his views.

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    Differentname  almost 5 years ago

    Life Pro Tip. Put the gown on with the ties in the front. DON’T put your arms in the sleeves. Tie the knots and turn the gown around and now put your arms through the sleeves.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    He looks embarrassed.

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    PoochFan  almost 5 years ago

    It’s only difficult because the strings are both only 2” long.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Oy! Cover up boy! You’re offending the nurses….

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    golfgranny47  almost 5 years ago

    LOL!

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  almost 5 years ago

    I just wear it with the opening in the front ;c)

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 5 years ago

    Personally I find the gowns easy to tie. I’ve been tying things behind my back since before I could tie my shoes. I do it by touch. If I can see what i’m tying it is always a struggle, so even when tying my shoes I close my eyes and can do it easily.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Men have a real disadvantage trying to tie things behind their backs

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Worst of all, it was ass backwards.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Why do I have to wear one of those just to get my teeth cleaned?

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    j.l.farmer  almost 5 years ago

    wonder who tied his sling! my neck would be killing me.

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    mapguy  almost 5 years ago

    Do you feel a draft?

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Or trying to hold it closed.

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