Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 13, 2020

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Loan officers do tend to bring out my inner vandal. So far I’ve managed to stuff them back in, but one of these days…

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But we have a full 20% down…

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    Hand me that spiked chain-mace.

    WHAM!

    Ok, obstacle removed. Let’s keep moving.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Tip that desk into the moat and let’s get at it.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Turn the desk longways and you’ve got a bridge.

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    No you don’t, just spear him and feed him to the monster in the moat.

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    nikpromo  almost 5 years ago

    @Watcher – An excellent and very practical way to solve the problem…..

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    I refinanced my loan about 8 years ago when interest rates were at their bottom. The transaction took place in our kitchen and took less than an hour.

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    And 40 nights. By then the flood in the dungeon will be gone.

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    You and whose army?

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    Viking could try a more forceful tactic to speed things up. Something many of us have wished to do for decades.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hum. I wonder if they rate a VA loan?

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    Herb L 1954  almost 5 years ago

    Where’s Tonto?The Loan Arranger ;)

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    streetbeater  almost 5 years ago

    Hagar’s lost weight!

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Why don’t we go loot and pillage your place for a change?

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    anomaly  almost 5 years ago

    If bureaucracy had existed in the 800s, the Vikings wouldn’t have had a chance.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    The moat is also filled with lawyers.

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 5 years ago

    Bring out the trumpets and start marching!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Then there’s the crossing permit wait time.

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    franki_g  almost 5 years ago

    Would think it would cause them to have a seizure.As in, we’re going to just seizure castle.

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    bakana  almost 5 years ago

    It’s what happens when you take a Lawyer along on your invasion.

    They are always padding their hours …

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    oakie817  almost 5 years ago

    is that Hagar?

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    Actually, I think that’s called “investing” the castle (old time, obsolete use of the word).

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    Just to add to my comment from the Etymology Dictionary – The military meaning “to besiege, surround with hostile intent” also is from c. 1600.

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