Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 18, 2020

Actually, Marigold doesn’t even have one left foot. She has two left hooves.

I’m seeing some deep rooted love:-). But yeah go ahead and say that it’s rebelliousness or keeping each other company.

sounds like Max doesn’t understand quadruped humor

When I was a kid, I had no handedness preference. I became right-handed because that works so much better, but I still describe myself as ambi-klutzterous.

And that is nowhere near as bad as this joke.

All right you two, get to the “LOL’s” already.

Well, she DOES…

If you’re really looking for a dance animal, try a rabbit. They’re especially fond of hiphop.

Ah, the glory of texting. who else thinks that marigold’s gonna show up behind her back?

Let’s the dance begin!

She texts strangely.

For a smart phone texter she does but this is how I have to text on my 333-555-444-7-7-44-666-66-33.

Cute

Yeah, gotta admit, Phoebe deserves some props for having managed to avoid that gag for this long. Considering her sense of humor, she probably first thought of it years ago now.

https://youtu.be/aw78VrbffgE?t=88

“Two left feet” … LOLPlease read … “My Little Ethereal/Occult Beings” by Lovely, Charming Zeldahttps://lovelyzelda.livejournal.com/85029.html

Due to a small mistake, that is why Frankenstein’s monster couldn’t walk properly…

“I’ll go if you never say that again.”

(wonders if that “text” was made in reference to this “text”: “And if you go too, I’ll have someome to talk to.”)

Yay! Max is going to the dance.

When I was in 12th grade, I took an elective analyzing movies, and one of the movies was… actually, I forget now. But there was a scene with horses dancing, and I distinctly remember writing in my class journal that they could dance better than me and they literally had two left feet.

What, like since 2015 or so?

is that… oh no- GRAMMAR?!?!