Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 25, 2020

He needs to wear armor down there………

Like Oddjob in Goldeneye.

Gives new meaning to the word ‘snowballs’.

What’s Rodney complaining about … he doesn’t have any.

hit him in the old snowballs…

You mean he has a pair??!!

New ad campaign for Under Armour.

He needs to protect the family jewels….or the fink will confiscate them

Rodney is going to be singing soprano for a while.

I thought they had codpieces for cover. . .

And a hard target to hit!

The King is a good shot! He hit the one thing smaller than himself!

I hate sleeping in on a Saturday. By the time I get to the comics, all the good remarks have been used up!

Yup. The short guy doesn’t really have to knock you out. He just has to knock you down.

Reminds me of a very old Gahan Wilson cartoon. Two cowboys watching a very short gunfighter walking down the street and one of them remarks, “Not only is a good shot, he makes a lousy target.”

Wow – these comments today…snicker, snort…

“RIGHT . . . IN . . . THE BOYS!”

Always fight to win or don’t fight at all.

I’m rather amazed that this one got past the GC censors.

That’s the way the cookies crumble!

And I thought Rodney needed to pee…

Rodney has balls? I thought he didn’t….

Uh, Bung, you maybe meant that as a compliment, but you probably shouldn’t have mentioned the King’s stature. His Majesty doesn’t look too pleased.

Rod, go see the queen and see if she’ll lend you her stainless steel Chastity belt.

Another case of “right in the snowballs.”

The fink is tailor made to hit you at the weak point.

That’s actually true. Also true in baseball. Someone his height would walk every time.

Balls in balls!