Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 22, 2020

Yeah, those ads are annoying.

There’s only one spell for the occasion. SUMMON BACKUP DANCERS!

Does Marigold know “Dance Dance Revolution”?

XTC?

Marigold only knows a spell for the Chicken Dance?

Go ahead, Mari. Phoebe is mentally prepared to do a silly dance anyway!

Phoebe looks very nice in her new outfit. Compliments to her seamstress.

That’s magic with a lot of asteriskes

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This spell involves even a pair of Magic red shoes?

In regards to the forced silly dancing Phoebe might end up looking like one of two things:A) https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bo4eaPHKjUY/UeXNN59t90I/AAAAAAABdlA/JAXv9_YgULE/s1600/93908+-+adorkable+animated+dancing+twilight_sparkle.gif

B)https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/7/6/33925__safe_animated_apple+bloom_hub+logo_dancing_the+cutie+pox_loop-dash-de-dash-hoop_cutie+pox_plate+spinning.gif

Fun fact: There was a scene cut from “The Wizard of Oz” in which a swarm of “jitterbugs” infected Dorothy and her friends as they entered the dark forest in search of the Wicked Witch. They were compelled to dance frenetically until they collapsed from exhaustion, upon which time they were captured by the flying monkeys. Footage available here, although in poor quality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB9BdxPDCwQ

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I take it Magigold has a Magic Shield of Warming, since it seems to be a bit chilly to go out without one dressed like that. It’s a cute outfit for the dance, especially those socks.

I once saw one of those ads that ended up saying “contact your doctor if death occurs.”

I’d like to hear Marigold singing “I Put A Spell On You” at the top of her voice while Phoebe dances.

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This warning sounds very familiar to the fairy tale “The Red Shoes”.

Have we seen Phoebe looking this girly before?

Faith and B’gorrah, just sentence her to the Wearin’ of the Green Shoes…

… you mean, what seems like every medicine ad known to humankind that’s on TV now?

“I don’t actually know how to dance.”

(blinks) That’s funny… I could’ve sworn I’ve seen you boogie down with Marigold once or twice… :/