Garfield by Jim Davis for February 27, 2020

Ah, the Flying Elephant of Oolahboo….

Brother, Now I’ve Done Seen Everything!

an adult Dumbo?

And the motto of this panel is: Don’t drink Absinthe.

He said flying elephant, not raining elephants, you dummy!

Yeah, I seen all that too

I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band

I seen a needle that winked its eye

But I be done seen ‘bout ev’rything

When I see a elephant fly (What d’you say, boy?)

I said when I see a elephant fly

I seen a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring

I seen a polka-dot railroad tie

But I be done seen ‘bout ev’rything

When I see a elephant fly

I saw a clothes horse, he r’ar up and buck

And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck

I didn’t see that, I only heard

Just to be sociable, I’ll take your word

I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball bat

And I just laughed till I thought I’d die

But I be done seen ‘bout ev’rything

When I see a elephant fly

Well, I be done seen ‘bout ev’rything

When I see a elephant fly (With the wings)

When I see an elephant fly

You’re safe, Garfield — it’s not Monday.

you really think that umbrella will protect you from elephant poop out of the sky? ha

Any Dumbo knows that Elephants don’t fly.

If Garfield plans to ward off the Elephant effluent with his umbrella, he’s not going to be covered in one way and most likely covered in another way.

Jon’s expression is too funny.

Even Disney movies scare Jon.

I don’t even want to know what it was he really saw.

now THIS is the time you should go in and take one of those all-day naps!

Sir, we’re going to have to do a drug test…

It’s a bird—-it’s a plane—-it’s Superm—-SPLAT—-No, it’s a bird!

“Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why’d you…”

Was it in your pajamas?

Pretty sure Wile E. Coyote has disproven the ability of an umbrella to stop significantly large airborne objects…

When it comes to Jon Arbuckle, you can’t take anything he sees seriously.

You’re gonna need a bigger brolly …

Hey Jon found Dumbo

So THAT’S what Dumbo’s been up to since retiring from the circus.

Dumbo?

Birdie, birdie In the sky

Did a dirty in my eye

Don’t you worry, don’t you cry

Aren’t you glad that cows (and elephants) don’t fly?

Vern at “Over The Hedge” is lucky, he only has to worry about cows.

Does Jon still have that elephant repellant from that episode of Garfield and Friends?

Why’s Jon scared of Dumbo? Dumbo is one of the nicest elephants around.

That might work…for liquid only.

Jon must be either drunk or crazy.

OK, I know standing in the middle of the street swinging a dead cat over your head keeps tigers away, but what keeps flying elephants away?

One Dumbo running around after another Dumbo.

One of Jon’s better rants. However, my all time favorite remains one he said years ago: “I touched seaweed!!!!”

It’s Trump’s flying circus.

oDumb

Oh, Jon, don’t be so dum-bo.

Why is he so scared of Dumbo?

It must be Dumbo

it must be Tuesday

That wont be enough