Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for January 18, 2020

You know, I’ve been married 40yrs to the same woman and I would probably be hard pressed to remember exactly.

You better start trying harder to remember,Jay. She can turn you into a frog you know.

My wife’s eyes are brown. Dude you better be joking or you are gonna be a turnip.

He had a good thing going there and just blew it. :)

Andromeda doesn’t look too happy.

I don’t know if my eyes being green would make the color easier for my wife to remember because of being somewhat rare (only 2% of the population) or harder to guess.

You may be a geek if: You have your own light saber, but you don’t have a girlfriend.

Andromeda should have kaleïdoscope eyes .

Shame on you Jay.

Hmm, this sounds familiar – husband mentioned a work friend had green eyes – when I asked him what color mine were he said brown – started my work day off well that day – my eyes are blue.

With her, that’s especially dangerous.

Even if you don’t remember the exact color, say they look good.

“My eyes are up here, Jay”. And therein lies the problem.

I don’t know how he gets out of this, but I’m pretty sure groveling is involved, lots and lots of groveling.

right now they look quite black, with anger :D

This is far more grim than most realize …

I feel a disturbance in the Force!

Funny, “hazel” eyes used to mean eyes that were a bright reddish-brown, like the shell of a filbert (hazelnut). An unusual (and very pretty) color, I’ve encountered it “on the hoof” only once or twice. How it came to be applied to what the dictionary calls “greenish-brown” (is that actually a color?) is a mystery to me.

Jay is in imminent danger of being Poofed into something unfortunate.

This is obviously fiction, very few guys know hazel or lavender. I’m not color blind, just color indifferent!

The Mrs has the deepest green eyes you have ever seen. Our daughters do as well. And when they are mad they can shoot green lasers.

I had a coworker who had very light blue eyes. They were extraordinary! That was the first thing you noticed about her.

So excuse me forgetting

But these things I do

You see I’ve forgotten

If they’re green or they’re blue

Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean

Yours are the sweetest eyes I’ve ever seen

Looks like Jay is getting ready to be turned into a toad.

I am color-blind and still don’t know what color my wife’s eyes are. Does that make me a geek kf some odd variety?