I guess it’s a good thing my stepsisters’ families live close to our parents in order to baby-sit the little ones; my brother’s family lives clear across the other side of the nation.
Bumper Sticker on the car parked next to mine; “Let me tell you about my grandkids.” Bumper Sticker on my car; “Please Don’t. Thank you.” (Okay, so I’m an old curmudgeon. What can I say?)
Guy is told by his doctor that he has only about a year to live, asks is there anything he can do. Doctor says he should marry an ugly, mean-tempered woman, move to (insert your state here) and buy a rundown house. Guy asks if that will lengthen his life. Doctor says, “No, but it will just seem like forever.”
At least he came out and told her and tried to clean it up. I think it’s a good thing he did by telling her. Most kids wouldn’t and would end up blaming someone else. How do I know I had a sister and brother who always tried to blame it on me. Luckily I had a mother who knew darn tootin well I would never do whatever they were saying they didn’t do and it must of been me.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
I guess it’s a good thing my stepsisters’ families live close to our parents in order to baby-sit the little ones; my brother’s family lives clear across the other side of the nation.
stairsteppublishing almost 5 years ago
As if your own children never did anything like that?
DavidWilliams1 almost 5 years ago
Why don’t Nelson’s friends ever come over to play?
wiatr almost 5 years ago
If that’s so Opal will live a long time. She’s already sitting for Earl as well as Nelson.
iggyman almost 5 years ago
They keep you active, anyway!
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Nelson why were you in Opal’s bedroom in the first place ? Is there a TV in that bedroom?
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
Wonder if any of those “scientists” had grandchildren?
ForrestOverin almost 5 years ago
“I wiped it up with your white tablecloth!”
Frankie5466 almost 5 years ago
He probably used those fancy “guest” towels Earl isn’t allowed to use!
rhpii almost 5 years ago
Concord Grape wiped up with your new white towels.
eladee AKA Wally almost 5 years ago
I’m going with seems longer.
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
Bumper Sticker on the car parked next to mine; “Let me tell you about my grandkids.” Bumper Sticker on my car; “Please Don’t. Thank you.” (Okay, so I’m an old curmudgeon. What can I say?)
Ken Norris Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Guy is told by his doctor that he has only about a year to live, asks is there anything he can do. Doctor says he should marry an ugly, mean-tempered woman, move to (insert your state here) and buy a rundown house. Guy asks if that will lengthen his life. Doctor says, “No, but it will just seem like forever.”
swanridge almost 5 years ago
Really wasn’t grape juice, but admitting to drinking red wine might have resulted in a different response.
ptnjbrown almost 5 years ago
Babysitting your grandchildren can help YOU live longer. The grandchildren, however, may not.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
The “HER’S” towels?
whenlifewassimpler almost 5 years ago
At least he came out and told her and tried to clean it up. I think it’s a good thing he did by telling her. Most kids wouldn’t and would end up blaming someone else. How do I know I had a sister and brother who always tried to blame it on me. Luckily I had a mother who knew darn tootin well I would never do whatever they were saying they didn’t do and it must of been me.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Oy, Oy, and Oy!
Orcatime almost 5 years ago
That’s what some marine biologist said about grandmother killer whales!