That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 24, 2020

Miguel walked in just as Carlos and Javier were working on their dance moves.

“I just can’t take it anymore. Those paintings are watching and judging me. I just know it!”

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! RIP Terry Jones.

Now put your right foot inYour right foot outRight foot inThen you shake it all aboutAnd then you do the hokey pokeyTurn yourself aroundThat’s what it’s all about!

In addition to having terrible taste in clothing, Diego had a penchant for breaking into song at exceptionally awkward times.

’it’s not how it looks, paco – we were just practicing the heimlich maneuver…’

Officer Krupke enters just as Tony gets his. Maria will have to finish alone!

…GASP!…

((Sings)) MAMMY, HOW I LOVE YA, HOW I LOVE YA, MYYYYYYY DEAR OLD MAMMY! …… Quick, call a doctor! The prince thinks he is Al Jolson again!!!

“What’s this! The Boy Wonder in danger again? Tune in next time. Same Bat Time, same Bat Channel!”

“The sky is falling!” The prince’s Chicken Little episodes were getting out of hand.

FREEZE! Fashion Police!

Oh look, the interior decorator for this room know how to hang a painting, not like Wendesday’s , where all the paintings were leaning so far off the wall that I was worried that they would fall & kill somebody. Oh, and the frames are… frames, instead of gilded tree trunks.

Stop – that’s not me, that’s my twin brother that you’re about to kiss!

Oh good, a third for Twister.

And people complain about skinny jeans these days…

Dammit, I told you if you wore the red tights it would turn him into a drama queen.

Sufferin’ succotash! Lemme at ‘im!

“Easy, Ramón, it’s not what you think! Marcello has this wicked cramp in his back and I was simply …”

That’s not how you play chess.

The queen can move in any direction.

Alas. Poor Yorick. I knew him…WHERE’D HE GO??

The real Don Carlos was way, way uglier than this. If this is the historical incident I think it is, there should be a sword on the floor, but I don’t see it.

“No, two men dancing together still looks gay even if you’re not facing each other. How about I just wait behind this curtain with everybody else until you’re through?”

In his efforts to safely restrain/ the Heir to the Throne of Spain/ who was inbred and spastic/ Juan took measures drastic/ ..and Juan was not seen again ! (The pain in Spain falls mainly on the sane…)

Just as well. Tights and hose are out. Bare legs are in. Get with the program!

Help me with this manikin.

Prince Don Carlos and the Duke of Alba: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:El_pr%C3%ADncipe_don_Carlos_y_el_duque_de_Alba_(Museo_del_Prado).jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

http://www.palaciodemeres.com/en/monumento-art-3-en-asturias/ 

https://www.equintanilla.com/documentos/miradas/index_html_archivos/uria.htm 

http://el.tesorodeoviedo.es/index.php?title=Jos%C3%A9_Ur%C3%ADa_y_Ur%C3%ADa 

https://www.museodelprado.es/recurso/uria-y-uria-jose/982050e0-1987-4539-8005-4d8d01ed0f2c 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his Spanish Wikipedia page: 

https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Ur%C3%ADa_y_Ur%C3%ADa 

(again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessay). First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2369 (January 23, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

The very first LGBTQ events were rather sparsely attended.

The instructor demonstrates, for the umpteenth time, how quad exercises are done.

Although the prince was handy with a knife, that stab wound to the thigh was not enough to slow down the duke’s advances. Thank heaven’s José saved the day.

Where the hell are those codpieces!

What would those nice floor tiles have been made of? I don’t think they had linoleum back then.

Victor is caught trying to meet up with Gino’s new boyfriend, before Gino even had a chance to see what he had. he didn’t miss much, as vic. threw him out a hour later.

One evening at Ford’s Theater: Hey! It’s John Wilkes Booth! Damn, WHAT’S your hurry, John??? :>)

“My Husband! And my best friend!”

“What did I do? What did I say?”

It’s really hard to take a man seriously when he’s dressed like that!