Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 28, 2020

“But having a bad day can leave me all tied up in knots.”

“I used to date a contortionist until she broke it off.” — Unremembered comedian

I’d like a pretzel…..with a twist of lemon.

I’d like to hear his explanations to the I.R.S. people when he gets an Audit.

That could go through some mighty strange twists and turns.

Did she bend over backwards to please people?

You should meet his Twisted Sister!

I dated a cheerleader. But, I better stop there …

Did anyone else hear the rim shot after reading this comic?

Ba-DUMP-bump!