Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 02, 2020

The kid’s a walking thesaurus — or flying — for the color red.

Too bad Calvin isn’t the Flash.

Time for survival mode.

It’s the ‘Wrath of Rosalynn’! Amazon Away!

Well, Stupendous Man, she’s being very polite—all things considered. Hobbes is already in bed. He has the right idea.

Looks like he has survival skills after all…

Why does he remind me of Brandon in the movie Brightburn?

Surprisingly, comic books are loaded with information (a lot of it bad- but some quite useful).

Forget it, Stupendous Man. Even you can’t resist a woman’s “charms”! :D

Here’s hoping Stupendous Man’s speed is much better than his brawn!

I’m going to count to two. TWO!

I wonder after Calvin and Susie get married and have children if Roslyn would still be available to babysit for them.

I know Hobbes is waiting to be tucked in with a kiss. Stupendous Man could learn a little something from him.

This kid is having the time of his life

Back when corporal punishment (“child abuse”) was not frowned upon.

Every time Rosalyn babysits, I’ve never seen her try to interact with Calvin. Never reads to him, offers to play a game, etc. It’s always talking to Charlie or standing over him saying if he don’t behave it’s off to bed immediately. No wonder he hates being babysat by her

Ultimately, the powers of Stupendous Man don’t even come close to those of (trumpet fanfare) Sitter Girl! With the resolve of five armies, Sitter Girl aims to neutralize her pesky opponent.

Stomp a mud hole in his butt… then walk it dry. Figuratively, of course.

Ha ha, “the evil amazon”. These days, there’s another kind of evil Amazon.

Calvin should leave the super hero stuff to Superman.

Calvin is about as lovable as a snake in a sleeping bag!

“Great moons of Neptune!”

I see she has dealt with this before. Not even a “Three” count!

Actually, it’s much more effective to give ’em to five…then count down to one. Counting up encourages hope; counting down, you FEEL the end coming.

Sometimes it is size that “counts”.

The only misspelling I remember in this comic.

Calvin might be getting a “ standing eight” count soon.

Calvin needs the “ Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch”.

Come on Ros… join in the fun. Pull out your super Duct Tape of Doom…

Someone, tell Calvin that an anagram of “Stupendous man” is “unused tampons.”