Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 16, 2020

Nice try, Agnes.

Trout knows just how you plan to “destroy” her treats…

and she’s not going to buy your claims of self-sacrifice.

On he other hand I don’t know how either of you stay alive on what you eat…

when even Grandma feeds you Pop Tarts.

C’mon, Trout! Agnes is right! Why eat that junk when you could have Grandma’s Tunafish & Roquefort Raspberry Poptart sandwiches?

In the words of Jack Benny…Well! Although at this point in life, I would consider it a favor if someone took buttered Fritos away from me.

Buttered Fritos? Yuck. Although we used to know a fellow who put milk and sugar on his ice cream. (He is no longer with us, so to speak.)

This health reminder brought to you by the courtesy of Kolassal Kale Korporation.

‘buttered Fritos’?!

A counterindicative look.

What are buttered Fritos, assuming they actually exist? Is the butter melted and poured over the chips, or used as a dip, or spread on the chips when soft, or added in pats? Are they finger food or do you need a utensil? If so, which one?

Agnes’s fashion sense knows no limits. Love the outfit.

I want buttered Fritos.

Buttered Chili Fritos!

Is Superlative Girl the sidekick of Wellness Woman?