Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 25, 2020

Lupin around to an active role there, fella?

Well, you could be watching paint dry… But then Lupin would run across it, and then this would be “The Mystery of the Pawprints on the Ceiling”.

Journalistic objectivity is so important, Lupin dear! Keep those pretty paws off the story!

Good Boy Elvis! Stick up for journalistic integrity!

We’re going to spend the week watching grass die?? Oh, boy … I suppose this is a bit more exciting than the Pitch Drop Experiment: the PDE was designed to show how some substances, which appear solid, are actually highly viscous fluids. It started in 1927, and, as of 2014, exactly 9 drops of pitch have formed and dropped from a funnel … I really hope it doesn’t take THAT long for the cat grass to wither … :-O

The grass is … um … what’s that word again?

And who are those suspicious looking characters with the dodgy moustaches? I’m sure I’ve never seen them before.

Is Puck looking through the binoculars?

Now, now, Lupin. That would be manipulated and fabricated news!

::droooop::

keep those urges under control, Lupin.

Does Goldie write short-paw?

Lord Kelvin set up his diffusion experiment in 1872. It’s still running, but no one is monitoring it now.

And Lupin leaps in, Hmmmm..

I wonder if they will see a cause/effect relationship in that they’ve yet to observe anybody watering the grass?

Lupin, leave that pot alone (crash!!!!). Oh, never mind…..

OMC Lupin! Don’t become the story!

Lupin, you must report the news, and not become the news. So, just lard your spiel with “facts”, “statistics”, and “opinions” without regard for your audience’s intelligence!

So one of my notifications this morning was that a post was liked by “sue essen”…

DO IT, LUPIN!!!

Another Gerry and the Pacemakers tune: Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying

Don’t let the sun catch you napping

The night’s the time for a stakeout

The grass may wilt overnight

But tomorrow in the morning light

Don’t let the sun catch you napping!

…….

The pot of cat grass is still here

But it may soon disappear

If Lupin has his say,

The pot may fall away,

Don’t let the sun catch you napping!

…….

We know that napping’s not a bad thing

But stay awake while the birds sing!

…….

It may be hard to let the night pass,

But if you want to know what happens to the grass,

Then try to stay awake,

Or Lupin his move may make,

Please, don’t let the sun catch you napping!

So that’s why they do it.

OT – Because we’re all cat lovers …

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/24/us/cheetah-cubs-ivf-scn-trnd/index.html

This is why they call it “Breaking” Cat News.

I’m just surprised that Elvis hasn’t already been munching and horking this pot of cat grass.

Those three don’t look suspicious at all.

The viewing audience is on tenterhooks!

I would like to join the stakeout.

The grass isn’t smiling any more . . .

When I woke up this morning, I found Sooti and Sunny curled up together on my chair. I wanted to take a picture, but by the time I had my camera out and ready, they’d woken up and moved off the chair.

Lupin doesn’t understand the basics of journalism. Report, don’t cause events.

Is it my imagination or does Goldie Wilford Brimley have angry eyes in the 3rd panel?!

:-o Lupin! No interference with the research!

What happened to Puck’s glasses? Panel one Puck looks like he’s wearing Groucho glasses. Panel three he’s back to wear sunglasses.

O.T. The local peep toads must be very resilient—they’ve been in and out for the last month. They are awake this evening, but we have another cold front with wind and possible snow so another long winter’s nap is imminent. At least the cold keeps the stink bugs dormant…most of them, anyway. I guess insomnia strikes all species from time to time.