Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 12, 2020

I missed the joke…

and we go back to the dogs’ business as if the geese weren’t there

Must be a inside Geese GAGgle!

Those geese could kick your butts, and they know it.

Worst three-somethings-walk-into-a-bar joke ever.

It’s what happens in every local bar when non-locals come in.

I suspect it’s not really a joke at all. Simply a statement that when you (the geese) don’t take the bait (the dogs’ taunts), life goes on quietly. Had they jumped at the taunting, there would have been an ugly dog-dog-goose scene.

Business is business a little extra profit for the day ;-)

A wise person overlooks an insult, but a fool immediately gets annoyed. Proverbs 12:16 Happy Easter everyone!

I thought maybe just that they were making fun of the geese and threatening them, but the mild mannered geese (Tea? Sparkling water?) weren’t phased… I thought it was funny.

Happy Easter to all our Christian friends.

Just put it on their bills.

The lesson of the day is “Ignore bullies, and they’ll leave you alone.” That’s deep.

Also, the dogs know that chasing wild geese is a futile effort.

And besides – a Canadian Goose could kick most dog’s butts.

My younger brother had a newspaper rout back in the day when there was still such a thing, and he had to pass the town Duck Pond and its flock of white geese. Those beasts were worse than dogs. They were mean and would attack him, honking and flapping their wings, viciously pecking at his legs. They may be beautiful, but geese are dirty, nasty birds.

Geese are very aggressive when threatened. They will attack anything. They most likely weren’t the least bit scared of those dogs. Fun fact Geese are so territorial that you can use them like you would a guard dog.

Do not taunt the cobra chickens.

This sort of reminds me what it looks like when a few sailors wander into a Marine bar.

You know how dogs can try to act all intimidating, and bark up a storm, but everyone knows it’s just an act, and that the dogs are really a bunch of chickens? That’s what happened here.

If those are Canadian Geese, then they are basically devil birds and would mop up the bar.

Happy Easter everyone. :)

I’m surprised that nobody was goosed

I can see there are a lot of people here that have never been menaced by a Canada Goose — those things are mean!

Ha, shoutout to the Phantom who occasionally goes into bars and orders milk, gets in a fight about it, and when he leaves that’s what all the roughnecks are drinking.