The day Moses realized he should have splurged for that new Alexa device; he could be on the green by now.
The day Moses got stoned.
Say what? Thou salt not…….um, ER…..can you repeat that Lord?
In the History of the World there were 15 commandments. Moses broke a tablet . Mel Brooks showed it in his movie.
These 15…CRASH!!..10..10 commandments!
It doesn’t matter, christians don’t pay attention to them anyway.
Which version? The “bible” has multiple depending on which book you’re reading. AND who’s interpretation you use. [sigh]
I can’t, it’s in Hebrew.
The Lord is His Own editor.
Gonna call Steve Jobs in to update his tablet.
Why can’t God remember what he wrote? Or as William Shatner said, in that dreadful Star Trek movie, “Why does God need a starship?”
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Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The day Moses realized he should have splurged for that new Alexa device; he could be on the green by now.
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
The day Moses got stoned.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Say what? Thou salt not…….um, ER…..can you repeat that Lord?
flemmingo almost 5 years ago
In the History of the World there were 15 commandments. Moses broke a tablet . Mel Brooks showed it in his movie.
Madzdad the bard almost 5 years ago
These 15…CRASH!!..10..10 commandments!
randolini Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It doesn’t matter, christians don’t pay attention to them anyway.
CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Which version? The “bible” has multiple depending on which book you’re reading. AND who’s interpretation you use. [sigh]
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
I can’t, it’s in Hebrew.
robnvon almost 5 years ago
The Lord is His Own editor.
Here's Waldo almost 5 years ago
Gonna call Steve Jobs in to update his tablet.
paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Why can’t God remember what he wrote? Or as William Shatner said, in that dreadful Star Trek movie, “Why does God need a starship?”