That is fine, You know that those little vomit bags can easily hold the contents of ones bladder and bowels. and they are water tight and resealable… The fun bit is you have to figure out where I hid it after the flight.
“Yes ma’am, then you should probably make a PA announcement advising everyone that we will be hurtling through the skies in a jet powered aluminum tube…THAT SMELLS LIKE PEE!!!” Sorry ma’am, I didn’t intend to yell, but my bladder insisted!”
There’s now a sizable fee to have small children sit next to you, otherwise they’ll be in a remote part of the aircraft sitting next to a stranger. Allegiant announced If they’re not claimed within 10 minutes of landing they’ll be sent to a DHS detention center and the airline is not responsible for the cost of the flight to retrieve them, but they will facilitate the ticketing process.
allen@home almost 5 years ago
Don’t give them any ideas.
Leojim almost 5 years ago
The heck with that, use a barf bag.
i_am_the_jam almost 5 years ago
Delta Airlines?
Strob almost 5 years ago
“Urinetown, the flight”
jivanimark almost 5 years ago
Did you ever think you’d see $25 to check each bag?
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Piss on you.
WoodstockJack almost 5 years ago
I’ll just go here in the aisle, then, shall I?
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
Just use the outhouse, it’s free, and watch out for that first step…its a doozy!
InvertedCow almost 5 years ago
That is fine, You know that those little vomit bags can easily hold the contents of ones bladder and bowels. and they are water tight and resealable… The fun bit is you have to figure out where I hid it after the flight.
RobinHood almost 5 years ago
How much to use your shoes.
josballard almost 5 years ago
Don’t laugh too hard – Ryanair already tried it.
wirepunchr almost 5 years ago
The only thing I have to say is “Wet vac”
DHussell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’d just ask for an empty cup
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Uh oh. Please don’t let Southwest Airlines see this. For the love of God. Nooooo
kv450 almost 5 years ago
“Welcome aboard Spirit Airlines!”
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
On British Air does one spend a penny?
Oh no Not Again almost 5 years ago
Welcome to RyanAir.
Dobie Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Yes ma’am, then you should probably make a PA announcement advising everyone that we will be hurtling through the skies in a jet powered aluminum tube…THAT SMELLS LIKE PEE!!!” Sorry ma’am, I didn’t intend to yell, but my bladder insisted!”
Christopher Gilbert almost 5 years ago
Ryanair
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
She should hope her shoes are waterproof.
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
And…how much is the fine for punching out a flight attendant?
j.l.farmer almost 5 years ago
clean-up in center aisle!
Madzdad the bard almost 5 years ago
RyanAir out of Ireland actually experimented with that idea. They also considered “standing seats” to cram more people on board.
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
Gonna cost more than that to clean the carpeting.
Lee Taplinger almost 5 years ago
There’s now a sizable fee to have small children sit next to you, otherwise they’ll be in a remote part of the aircraft sitting next to a stranger. Allegiant announced If they’re not claimed within 10 minutes of landing they’ll be sent to a DHS detention center and the airline is not responsible for the cost of the flight to retrieve them, but they will facilitate the ticketing process.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
I guess she doesn’t have to clean up the messes.
gmu328 almost 5 years ago
well, then pee on the carpet, then.
455634 almost 5 years ago
Thank you for flying Ryan airlines 0ver 1% of our flights are on time.
ekke almost 5 years ago
I suppose he could respond by peeing in the corner.
paranormal almost 5 years ago
Do you take MasterCard of VISA?
cipactli77 almost 5 years ago
He’s definitely flying Spirit.
sperry532 almost 5 years ago
It’s only a matter of time.
adrianrune almost 5 years ago
I’m sure there’s a corner with some privacy.
MCProfessor almost 5 years ago
In that case, give me a cup of water, hold the water.