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I am going to invent a mini-tray into which you can insert a salad dressing (or similar shaped ) package upside down and stand it on its head in the refrigerator.
A low-tech device that should make me millions of dollars.
True story: The Heinz ketchup label with the tomato was designed by my kid bro many years ago. His first job out of college was with the company that had the Heinz packaging contract. We always say that if Bruce had a nickel for every label with “his tomato” on it, he’d be richer than Bill Gates!
I always described the new dispenser’s orifice -much to the dismay of my wife- a plastic sphincter. Thanks, Mark, for validating my choice of words!!!
Remember when the catsup (and mustard) stood all day and all night on the tables in cafes with no refrigeration and the waitress, after cleaning the crumbs off the table would swipe around the tops with the cloth to clean them? How did we all survive?
boniface22 almost 5 years ago
Now that is very clever Mr Parisi, thank you.
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
Many Heinz make light work.
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
Probably because people squeeze my middle instead of smacking my bottom all day.
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
Being regular is just a part of who he is.
Jeff0811 almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of something I tell my wife from time to time…“Your bowels aren’t the only thing that’s irritable.”
Old Girl almost 5 years ago
Easy to say for the “red” guys; but their “yellow” cousins have a separation problem.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Oy! It all in the packaging….
dflak almost 5 years ago
I am going to invent a mini-tray into which you can insert a salad dressing (or similar shaped ) package upside down and stand it on its head in the refrigerator.
A low-tech device that should make me millions of dollars.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 5 years ago
one is catsup
the other is ketchup
anomalous4 almost 5 years ago
True story: The Heinz ketchup label with the tomato was designed by my kid bro many years ago. His first job out of college was with the company that had the Heinz packaging contract. We always say that if Bruce had a nickel for every label with “his tomato” on it, he’d be richer than Bill Gates!
Fantom Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Someone popped a cap on his * .
harry49 almost 5 years ago
I met your wife!
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Well, I have oft found that you have done a very poor job wiping, indeed!
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You need to “catsup” with the times, regular is the new irregular
banjinshiju almost 5 years ago
It took me a while to figure this one out. Now that I have – Ungh!
dsidney49 almost 5 years ago
I always described the new dispenser’s orifice -much to the dismay of my wife- a plastic sphincter. Thanks, Mark, for validating my choice of words!!!
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Prune juice and catsup? Not sure it will catch on…
D Ob-one B almost 5 years ago
Love this cartoon!!!!
GreenT267 almost 5 years ago
Remember when the catsup (and mustard) stood all day and all night on the tables in cafes with no refrigeration and the waitress, after cleaning the crumbs off the table would swipe around the tops with the cloth to clean them? How did we all survive?
TurbosDad almost 5 years ago
“Anticipation”…