Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    The upside of pandemics and climate change.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  almost 5 years ago

    God only gives us what we need

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Every silver lining has a cloud?

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    If you had any money, the politicians would devise a way to take it all; and tax you again.

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    dadoctah  almost 5 years ago

    Why is my life in today’s strip?

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    Does anyone else hear the late, great Prince singing “1999” right now?

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    Sanspareil  almost 5 years ago

    There is a future, though it doesn’t include most species alive today! Rat may have a chance if he can fend off the roaches and tardigrades!

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    kaffekup   almost 5 years ago

    A guy I know says, “God never gives us more than we can handle.”

    So I asked him,“Then why do some people die before their time?”

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    It all evens out in the end.

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    jel354  almost 5 years ago

    Rat throwing that paper almost looks like waving a white flag, which is what Rat is doing about the future.

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 5 years ago

    “Spend like there’s no Tomorrow! Stick future generations with the bill!”

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Rat the alarmist.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Rat you are a rat … not a squirrel storing for the future . You get what work for ;-) … Croc Power !

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    jessie d.  almost 5 years ago

    Gallows humor nicely done in cartoon pictures that even Trump can understand. Abandon ship, abandon ship of state.

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    Retirement planning would certainly be simpler if we could be certain when we would die.

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    e.groves  almost 5 years ago

    Today is yesterday’s future.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    What a relief!

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 5 years ago

    with interest rates at the level they are, if you have any money saved it is losing value daily.

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    So much for careers and ambitions.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    define “work out”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Future is looking bleak but there’s always hope…especially in November….

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh, there will be a future. Just might not be a bright one

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    Kay Kirscht Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And, by golly – we needed a Pandemic.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Live now.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a problem being the only species that apparently knows it’s going to die.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Plan B for a lot of people…

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    mjleeds1  almost 5 years ago

    Religious claptrap there!

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    eladee AKA Wally  almost 5 years ago

    God gives us all we need—a world to sustain us and His unconditional love and the promise of eternal life. It is WE who abuse these gifts and therefore we create this unfair and damaged world so many posters have railed about today. We human beings have all the tools and equipment for a beautiful life. It it not God’s fault if we abuse and corrupt his gifts. So stop blaming God and Instead do good things for your fellow man. You’ll feel better and be a better person whether you believe in God or not.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    You just keep on being an optimist, Pig, right up to the End….

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    I didn’t know the pig was a Gen X-er!

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