That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 20, 2020

I’m surprised he is not using his hat.

Right after losing all his money on the stock market, Jeorg took up panhandling.

A ventriloquist so creepy, dummies refused to sit in his lap (and who can blame them?)

Dick Nixon was a natural politician, which he often proved by being able to squat as low as a snake’s belly.

We’re not seeing his sign, “Will do Russian dance for spare change.” For him, it’s a real nutcracker…

For these guys, not so much … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBqlfKtqTgc

“Chairs? We don’ need no steenkin’ chairs!”

Stephen Douglas taking a dump in Abe Lincoln’s top hat.

Bertrand, who was idiomactically impaired, took the expression ’Don’t forget to duck.’ literally.

No way could he have held that pose for hours. There must have been a chair, which the artist omitted.

Martin Van Buren, on his first day as New York Customs Collector.

So, even in 1825, cartoonists had trouble with feet.

Bend down, a little more, good. Now you’ll fit in the frame.

“See? I told you I just have a wide stance. Now, put the stall walls back!”

He was known to be prone to squat/but, when asked why he squatted a lot/ he removed his silk hat/ on a “chair of air” sat / and replied"To be frank,I know not!"

Be honest, does this make my legs look fat?

First day at the gym. “Hell yeah, I feel the burn!”

“Let me show you this cool dance technique I picked up in Ukraine.”

Portrait of Nathan Detroit, proprietor of the Oldest Established Permanent Floating Crap Game in New York!

Getting ready to pull a bunny out of the hat…

At least he didn’t have to sit that way for a painted portrait…

“Hello Followers of ‘How To Crap In A Hat’. Today we cover the positioning of the hat. First we’ll take a look at a common mistake made by beginners…”

Having made Penn disappear, Teller allows himself that first tentative smile.

Go ahead, laugh all you want. But wait till you see me schuss down those slopes!

Baseball umpires back then dressed in a more upscale mannger but had less protection.

Self-portrait: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tominz_Autoritratto_1.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting. Other versions has strip coloration.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=5284 

https://www.portovenereart.com/Artists/3038 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Giuseppe_Tominz/11198520/Giuseppe_Tominz.aspx 

https://www.slovenska-biografija.si/oseba/sbi707561/ 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary, and askart.com can be read for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2388 (February 19, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Rabbits are a “dime a dozen” and I’ll just get another! THIS is what I think of your Ransom note!! :>)

Gordon has bad Eyesite, as he is seen pooping into his hat, just a few feet off center.