Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 04, 2020

For joust such a reason!

It is always good to stay in practice.

What you gotta like about Rod is that he’s always so grounded!

This way you can have a good style to your losing!

“staying in practice for all those times I get knocked off!”

I wonder if his armor makes it as difficult for him to arise as my shell does for me?

He should watch some soccer to perfect his dive.

Made me laugh out loud. . .it takes wisdom to know where your talent lie. . .

The clouds look especially like fluffy bunnies today. Sod off, your highness! Said no Knight, ever.

Now that’s the Rod we know and love

Actually he’s looking at the clouds to see what shapes he could find

Does that armor make him look fat?

Rodney isn’t lying; he’s truthful! However, In Illinois we have Rod Blagojevich, who is the epitome of lying.

Rodney is not very optimistic.

LESSON 1

How to take a dive.

He is practicing fall back option. Sir Rodney is aware of his strong points in jousting.

Nose and upper lip look like the profile of a hand.

He’s assuming the position.

Kind of wonder what keeps the one legged saddle on.

I think he needs to figure a way to land safely. Getting knocked off is easy as is what he’s practising. It’s making a soft landing that counts the most.