Do you remember the teak dealer named Chan who kept losing his stock, and when something went missing, there were always small bare foot prints. Eventually, he caught the thief who turned out to be a bear. Confronting him, he said:
Just a friendly reminder that Pastis isn’t the only comic artist who does puns and wordplay on the regular: “Frank and Ernest”, “Off the Mark”, and “Argyle Sweater” come to mind. And, you know… “Rubes”…
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A couple was sitting at a table in a cafe. Suddenly a panda that was eating at the table next to them, got up, shot the man, and walked out. The police arrived and told the woman there was nothing they could do. When the woman asked why a detective told her to look up Panda in the encyclopedia. She did so and read, “Panda – Eats shoots and leaves.”
boydpercy Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Shades of Stephan Pastis!
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Do you remember the teak dealer named Chan who kept losing his stock, and when something went missing, there were always small bare foot prints. Eventually, he caught the thief who turned out to be a bear. Confronting him, he said:
Oh boy-foot bear with teaks of Chan…
meg_grif almost 5 years ago
This seems like something Pastis would have written. Although if he had, Rat would have shown up and hit the judge over the head with the gavel.
SHIVA almost 5 years ago
Gee your Honor, that’s quite a mouthful!!
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
he gets one phone call and if the operator is ernestine it’ll be one ringy dingy…
abucksworth Premium Member almost 5 years ago
At least Pastis has the grace to look embarrassed
Aussie Down Under almost 5 years ago
Groan :)
Sir Ruddy Blighter almost 5 years ago
Just a friendly reminder that Pastis isn’t the only comic artist who does puns and wordplay on the regular: “Frank and Ernest”, “Off the Mark”, and “Argyle Sweater” come to mind. And, you know… “Rubes”…
cdward almost 5 years ago
This has a familiar ring.
Milady Meg almost 5 years ago
Did she also steal the copper clappers?
Sojourn almost 5 years ago
what an eye roller LOL
Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Leigh and Stephan sittn’ in a tree, p u n n i n g.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You may be a judge but you’re no Colin Mochrie…
Our top story today, convicted hitman Jimmy two-shoes McClarty confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddywhack
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
certain ring to that thing
robolt almost 5 years ago
Pandamoanium
i_am_the_jam almost 5 years ago
Stohhp that…it’s getting silleh… :D :D :D
Cerabooge almost 5 years ago
Way to wing wing it.
dlkrueger33 almost 5 years ago
Stephan Pastis wishes he had thought of this one.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The judge can sling – it that really a thing?
El Cobbo Grande almost 5 years ago
Ahahahahahahaha
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
A couple was sitting at a table in a cafe. Suddenly a panda that was eating at the table next to them, got up, shot the man, and walked out. The police arrived and told the woman there was nothing they could do. When the woman asked why a detective told her to look up Panda in the encyclopedia. She did so and read, “Panda – Eats shoots and leaves.”
cwg almost 5 years ago
Now that’s got some ring to it.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Where everyone is a snitch.