Columbus was giving King Ferdinand And Queen Isabella the choice of the pile on their right or the people on the left. They were actually going to just kick his ass and take it all.
Two hours into the timeshare sales pitch Fred and Ethel were beginning to realize the free tickets to Disney World weren’t worth the agony of listening to this self-inflating bag of hot air any longer.
“You want Wampum?….Man….Have we got Wampum! We’ve got all kinds of Wampum…small Wampum, big Wampum, Wampum of all colors and shapes!….and if that’s not enough for you, these three beside me can make you some fresh, made from scratch Wampum!”
And your majesties, this is the newest fashions of the ’90s, with only 1/100 of the cloth needed as for our current fashion. But we sell them for the same price, so much greater profit margins.
The image is no longer available or is not publicly accessible.
so, for the first time, Mr. Melcher has stumped me, and I have nothing to add (sorry).
First work by whomever this is/was by, used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2400 (March 8, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Their majesties gaped in dismay/ they could see there was simply no way/ that natives and fruit/ could generate loot/ the costs of the voyage to defray..
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
“I’ll have them cleared out in a decade, and we can start building resorts.”
Strob almost 5 years ago
“We have nothing like these beautiful trinkets Your Majesty! I recommend we sell Madrid for $16 worth of them.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Columbus was giving King Ferdinand And Queen Isabella the choice of the pile on their right or the people on the left. They were actually going to just kick his ass and take it all.
epaphus8 almost 5 years ago
What’ll it be, your majesties? You can keep the wonders of the New World … Or you can trade it all for what’s behind Door #3!
Papared25 almost 5 years ago
Two hours into the timeshare sales pitch Fred and Ethel were beginning to realize the free tickets to Disney World weren’t worth the agony of listening to this self-inflating bag of hot air any longer.
Czarka almost 5 years ago
https://www.loc.gov/pictures/item/91721156/
pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Pizza + cookie. Didn’t know that before today.
Kind&Kinder almost 5 years ago
Someone bobbled the baubles and is boring Their Majesties who are trying to stay awake in their Murphy bed!
Reader almost 5 years ago
AND…a set of ginsu knives.
Egrayjames almost 5 years ago
“You want Wampum?….Man….Have we got Wampum! We’ve got all kinds of Wampum…small Wampum, big Wampum, Wampum of all colors and shapes!….and if that’s not enough for you, these three beside me can make you some fresh, made from scratch Wampum!”
Radish... almost 5 years ago
But wait, there’s more!
J Short almost 5 years ago
The queen waived the pearls, and decided to go with the cabana boy that had the rock hard 6 pack.
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
Act NOW and we’ll double your order absolutely free. (Just pay a small extra shipping charge.)
prrdh almost 5 years ago
Sorry about that pile of weird vegetables, but those exotic peoples get real huffy if they don’t have them.
aerilim almost 5 years ago
And if you adquire this magnificent especimen, l’ll include this beautiful necklace absolutly free!
Linguist almost 5 years ago
“So here’s the deal, we didn’t find a lot of gold and precious stones but … we found lots of cheap labor…”
Another Take almost 5 years ago
It took slaves 5 minutes to turn the chairs around on the early version of The Voice.
garcoa almost 5 years ago
And your majesties, this is the newest fashions of the ’90s, with only 1/100 of the cloth needed as for our current fashion. But we sell them for the same price, so much greater profit margins.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago
An image search:
https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZiukeYR4sOj3WrV0gBGGkCfXadMluS1TNLC3wjkmV-AwIWv-26aB4YO48hKTm7VobvPMs07sZWW2TuOhMkSSYQ2kYqb1gQ&hl=en
returned:
The image is no longer available or is not publicly accessible.
so, for the first time, Mr. Melcher has stumped me, and I have nothing to add (sorry).
First work by whomever this is/was by, used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2400 (March 8, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
.,..and all of this came from a wondrous place in the town bazaar called “Dollar Tree”!
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
Their majesties gaped in dismay/ they could see there was simply no way/ that natives and fruit/ could generate loot/ the costs of the voyage to defray..
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yeah, I know it’s not the spices and gold we were looking for, but I really think this is going to pay off in the future.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
2. But sanity soon prevailed/ and again Old Christopher sailed/ with a boatload of Priests/ to “enlighten” those “beasts”/ and slavery soon entailed…
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
3. Now History’s serpents uncoiled/ and the nation is lately embroiled/ in frenzied revision/ and Chris knows derision/ his “rep” irredeemably soiled…
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
jerry and Joan the king and queen were awfully hot and were envious of the natives who wore so little. the natives thought the court was crazy.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“We introduced them to alcohol, they introduced us to tobacco. Talk about ‘WIN-WIN’!”
waes-hael almost 5 years ago
No Dislike option: Is it possible to UNvisit a page in order to express disapproval..?