There are some with no kids who are just about this obsessive.
“Tried to.”
No. I bought it some fishnet pantyhose so it can catch more fish.
Why did the cat’s use his shoes as a litter box
“Nope. Can’t forget what you never remembered in the first place.”
But the credit card didn’t.
Forgot the cat’s birthday? We have a cat?
Do we even have a cat?
You woke me up to tell me that?
“Since the danged thing has nine lives, for which one are we celebrating the birth? Oh, just get a bunch of mouse traps — it’s too fat to catch any the usual way.”
This would be funnier of it didn’t remind me of an ex-wife!
I thought cats evolved out of aether? Who knew?
No, it’s rigged as a piñata in the garage.
We have a cat?
Does that mean the cat is going to ignore him?
Guess what, so did the cat.
Would it help if I agreed to wear one of those silly hats and take it out for ice cream?
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Farside99 almost 5 years ago
There are some with no kids who are just about this obsessive.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
“Tried to.”
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
No. I bought it some fishnet pantyhose so it can catch more fish.
suv2000 almost 5 years ago
Why did the cat’s use his shoes as a litter box
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Nope. Can’t forget what you never remembered in the first place.”
rshive almost 5 years ago
But the credit card didn’t.
dflak almost 5 years ago
Forgot the cat’s birthday? We have a cat?
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
Do we even have a cat?
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
You woke me up to tell me that?
PraiseofFolly almost 5 years ago
“Since the danged thing has nine lives, for which one are we celebrating the birth? Oh, just get a bunch of mouse traps — it’s too fat to catch any the usual way.”
Linguist almost 5 years ago
This would be funnier of it didn’t remind me of an ex-wife!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I thought cats evolved out of aether? Who knew?
Ukko wilko almost 5 years ago
No, it’s rigged as a piñata in the garage.
pcmcdonald almost 5 years ago
We have a cat?
amaneaux almost 5 years ago
Does that mean the cat is going to ignore him?
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Guess what, so did the cat.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Would it help if I agreed to wear one of those silly hats and take it out for ice cream?