Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 30, 2020

Face-punching doesn’t usually start until after they open the bar in the reception

I can’t recall the last time Pam looked so happy.

Imagine being the wedding photographer.

“We cracked a lot of fishbowls that day….”

And no face-hugging, if you’re lucky.

After this, a wedding without face punching will seem hollow and meaningless!

Throughout all that fighting they did, didn’t Brewster or Pam’s hands hurt even once when they hit those helmets the aliens were wearing? Or for that matter, how did the aliens feel pain when they were wearing on helmets?

Now there is going to be a very upset volcano.

At my wedding we called it “dancing”.

Usually, I think, you forgo the album if the vows were never said…

But this bride happily initiated a divorce before it got that far.

Pam may be sighing over a souvenir of her aborted wedding…

but she’s not exactly playing Miss Haversham.

She still called off the honeymoon.

Stop stalling, Pam. I wanna see the honeymoon photos!

Looks like a hockey fight. You get more hurt punching the helmet than anything your opponent does to you.

Seems to me like a bowling match.

Worked in a restaurant. The upstairs dining area was dormer type room with slanted wall to ceiling. It had a patched hole. I inquired about the hole and was told the brothers-in-law did not get along. They started a fight. The cake was on a table near that wall. They wound up fighting/slipping in the cake. One of them had their head go thru the wall!!! LOL!!

Channeling Irritable Belle, are we, Pam?

I take it that the marriage that produced Pam’s kids was not a happy one?

The volcano decided it was better off without her.

Ka-RECESSIONAL! Oh, wait, that’s later on in my comics list.

She opened her wedding gifts BEFORE the wedding? How many punch bowls did she have on her gift registry?

That was a real Rip Haywire wedding.

If you’re from Liverpool.

Only the Best ones.

Does she have to return the gifts?

By that token, she should file for support…