Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 28, 2020

So bypass the fun stuff and go straight to boring? That sounds like a terrible idea!

Life isn’t about getting to the end but enjoying the trip.

Fast forward,

Her: how about me on the sofa and you on the front step?

You almost won her Bung, but for this.

I get it, when life is too stressful boring is a blessing.

Come to MN, this is our first day of 2 weeks of “Stay at Home”.

The man of my dreams! ;-)

Got the bill and Rita paid it

Took her home, I nearly made it

Sitting on the sofa with a sister or two

Bung has never been accused of subtlety, to be fair.

Patience bung patience ;)

Really? I’d want to stay in the hot part!

She needs time to adjust….she never jumps into anything….a warm up is always needed….

DUDE! Eat the frosting first. Look at her. Hot and Heavy is the whole point of the night. You are the spinach here.

Waitress: Skip the meal and bring us a few more bottles.

I’m glad to see they are practicing the 6 foot rule.

How about hot and heavy on the couch?

So, you bypass all the dating rituals, of the first 7 years of marriage, and go right to the part where the husband does most of the heavy lifting in the marriage, year 7 and onward.

Surely you jest…

I thought “life on the couch” while dating was the hot and heavy thing. Have things changed that much since my youth?