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My brother told my son that if you unscrewed his belly button that his bum would fall off. My son was 2 years old at the time. He never let ANYONE touch his belly button for years after that.
So THAT’S where they came from (besides my red-headed Pop and his genetics!). Very nice thought. Well, I grew up and spent a lot of time in the sun, so no freckles anymore, except on arms etc.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
He’d probably prefer them to be where the little monsters sucked some blood.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
I can hardly wait for Nelson to get into puberty and gets acne.
pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Lying to children? Shame!
Wilde Bill almost 5 years ago
Tell him the truth. Freckles are part of being fair-skinned.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 5 years ago
“A face without freckles is like a night without stars.”
Martin I almost 5 years ago
Angels kissing him while he’s asleep is supposed to make him feel better?
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Kinda creepy, isn’t it?
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
Most of the time, I associate freckles with red-headed kids…
dlkrueger33 almost 5 years ago
Personally, I wish I had a sprinkling of them. I think they are adorable.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Just overspray from the hair paint can ;-)
kramll almost 5 years ago
those angels would get charged with sexual harassment now.
assrdood almost 5 years ago
And all this time I thought it had something to do with a screen door.
DaveQuinn almost 5 years ago
My brother told my son that if you unscrewed his belly button that his bum would fall off. My son was 2 years old at the time. He never let ANYONE touch his belly button for years after that.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Gasp! Opal! Fairy tales…..
rickmac1937 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Priceless
Alberta Oil almost 5 years ago
Sure.. make the kid neurotic.
wse945 almost 5 years ago
Lies like that produce atheists.
ForrestOverin almost 5 years ago
That’s a creepy thing to say, Grandma…
CalLadyQED almost 5 years ago
Creepy angels. Yuck!
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Er, daily SPF-50, like my dermatologist ordered me, will help those and worse.
Glibster Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“And tell your angels they can kiss my a**”!
stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The last panel is precious. ( but not what he said.)
gregorylkruse Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…also, could You give the angels a little break from singing Alleluia once in a while?
WILLIAM "THE STINGER" HOLLIFIELD almost 5 years ago
UGLY
iggyman almost 5 years ago
Better than the “Behind the Cow” story they told my wife about her freckles!
somebody stole my stem almost 5 years ago
I have freckles places that I won’t name. I doubt they kissed in those places! UwU
DebUSNRet almost 5 years ago
So THAT’S where they came from (besides my red-headed Pop and his genetics!). Very nice thought. Well, I grew up and spent a lot of time in the sun, so no freckles anymore, except on arms etc.