Pickles by Brian Crane for April 11, 2020

He’d probably prefer them to be where the little monsters sucked some blood.

I can hardly wait for Nelson to get into puberty and gets acne.

Lying to children? Shame!

Tell him the truth. Freckles are part of being fair-skinned.

“A face without freckles is like a night without stars.”

Angels kissing him while he’s asleep is supposed to make him feel better?

Kinda creepy, isn’t it?

Most of the time, I associate freckles with red-headed kids…

Personally, I wish I had a sprinkling of them. I think they are adorable.

Just overspray from the hair paint can ;-)

those angels would get charged with sexual harassment now.

And all this time I thought it had something to do with a screen door.

My brother told my son that if you unscrewed his belly button that his bum would fall off. My son was 2 years old at the time. He never let ANYONE touch his belly button for years after that.

Gasp! Opal! Fairy tales…..

Priceless

Sure.. make the kid neurotic.

Lies like that produce atheists.

That’s a creepy thing to say, Grandma…

Creepy angels. Yuck!

Er, daily SPF-50, like my dermatologist ordered me, will help those and worse.

“And tell your angels they can kiss my a**”!

The last panel is precious. ( but not what he said.)

…also, could You give the angels a little break from singing Alleluia once in a while?

UGLY

Better than the “Behind the Cow” story they told my wife about her freckles!

I have freckles places that I won’t name. I doubt they kissed in those places! UwU

So THAT’S where they came from (besides my red-headed Pop and his genetics!). Very nice thought. Well, I grew up and spent a lot of time in the sun, so no freckles anymore, except on arms etc.