Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 30, 2020

Promo code? I read your advertisement out loud that “Merlin is a joke and a loser” at the local pub, and some loco cursed me and gave me this wart on my nose.

taking a shot at the Knights of the Round Table bunch, Wiz?

Act now and order a second curse remover and we’ll throw in a MyPillow absolutely free! (just pay an addition handling fee)

I wouldn’t say that to Merlin’s face!

Well what do you know? I suspect the wizard will soon use Groupon and maybe crowdsource a hair restorer potion. Snapshot us when the guy gets his nose curse lifted.

wiz might have a little wand envy. “You don’t get to be the Merlin by collecting bottle caps”- jim butcher

I don’t believe he has any other name but the Wizard of Id!

We’re off to see the Wizard

The wonderful Wizard of ID

We hear he is a whiz of a wiz

If ever a wiz there was

If ever, oh ever a wiz there was

The Wizard of ID is one because

Because, because, because, because, because

Because of the horrible mistake he does

We’re off to see the Wizard

The wonderful Wizard of ID

We’re off to see the Wizard

The wonderful Wizard of ID

We hear he is a whiz of a wiz

If ever a wiz there was

If ever, oh, ever a wiz there was

The Wiz’s name is “The Cheese”.

Wow, that really worked like magic!

Would “The King is a Fink” have worked as well?

And, tell your friends for an extra $100 shillings per new account.

Clever.