Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 02, 2020

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    But at least you got a “hole in one”.

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    No you fool, you built the trebuchet to short!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    Give it a high arc next time.

    Oh, and your walls are too thin.

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    VincentGoudreault  over 4 years ago

    Why is it “fire” when no fire is involved? Shouldn’t it be “launch”?

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    Bryan Farht  over 4 years ago

    I still think it’s China’s fault for sending a catapult that’s too small. Wasn’t the “m” for the millions of people who would fall at impact? /s

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    kenshively  over 4 years ago

    Back it up about 4 meters and it should clear the wall…

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    And it leaves a hole just big enough for a Hun to crawl through.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    Listen to the science, shorty.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Back to the firing range…

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    You figured that someone would have had the sense to test this out BEFORE the war started!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Somethings gotta give….wooooosh

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    DaveQuinn  over 4 years ago

    Had the Fink made the arm of the catapult longer and farther away from the wall, the payload may have cleared the top of it as the arc of the trajectory would have been higher.

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    Pohka  over 4 years ago

    Build a platform for the catapult. And rather than using an onager a trebuchet would clear your wall, have better range, and faster reload time.

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    donwestonmysteries  over 4 years ago

    Back it up 30 feet.

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    prabbit237  over 4 years ago

    To all those saying “move it back some”, that wouldn’t help at all. The arm ends in a vertical position, meaning the projectile would always go straight out horizontally (actually, it’d curve downwards but the curve would start with a zero-vertical vector.) You need to have the arm stop when it’s approx a 45-degree angle leaning backwards to get the most range (that, of course, discounts any angular acceleration it may still be making at the time. So maybe about 35-40 degrees before the vertical may wind up with more range. But anything before the 45 would give more height but less horizontal range.)

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well, now that you have a projectile window, you can start using “live” ammunition: cows and peasants.

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    Airbender  over 4 years ago

    Next time, don’t use the " Toulouse-Lautrec" model.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 4 years ago

    The next round should achieve greater velocity and a longer range.

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    BlueKnight1966  over 4 years ago

    Poorly chosen angle of launch. Even a half decent engineer could have worked that out.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    Maybe if you just move a little further back from the wall.

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    krisannr.thompson  over 4 years ago

    This is not a time to sacrifice ROCKS on OUR Gddess (called Mother Earth) that people need to give a CRAP about?

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