Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 12, 2020

You could throw in some errors and balks and swiping the other team’s signs….

But could we get some trades?

They’re following the ways of the ancient Romans — distract the masses with frivolous games so you can do whatever you like unnoticed.

Hate to tell ‘em but it ain’t working. We see all the shennanigans going on and we’re darn tired of it.

Too much gamesmanship and not enough team spirit.

VOTE BLUE 2020!!

If Washington never had a team, would Dam Yankees ever have been written? Happy Easter everyone!

Would that be Boom Boom Washington?

That much is true.

Take me out of the ball game.

Montreal was having a close out sale and ditched Les Expo, we kept Youppi!

Washington lacks the balls, though some are batty.

There’s also plenty of bunting.

and sometimes, they make concessions! Happy Easter

Congress is filled with empty seats. They need beer vendors in the isles to improve attendance.

There’s certainly enough foul balls in Washington!

Congress and the White House are full of grandstanders.

Shoe, you got a point there.

SO TRUE !!!!

But in Congress the hot dogs aren’t thrown with style.

Lately, it has settled more in the Republican led Senate and the White House itself.

We have to stop accepting the corruption in DC.

The baseball team is a diversion.