That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 26, 2020

After Kris saved her life, the young woman felt obliged to be the future Mrs. Claus.

“Simon says, take two steps forward.”

Unfortunately, wingsuit technology had not yet progressed beyond the cape.

Uh oh. Little Red Riding Hood has lost her headpiece, and she aims to retrieve it. Her Sherpa, Guido, is speechless!

Upon reaching the edge of the cliff Rebecca’s amnesia was instantly cured, and the first thing she remembered was that she had an extreme fear of heights.

Every other model gets to pose on a bed or a pedestal, but not me! Sheesh.

Reginald wasn’t paying attention and stepped in the largest pile of guano anyone had ever seen.

Extreme selfies were even more extreme before the camera.

Uh, Helen? I can see your underwear.

‘How did I get up here in a skirt?!’

“No wait, we can take the ski lift down. It’s right here on the left”

Elsa. Please stop singing.

“I can’t even climb the Matterhorn without some perv trying to look up my skirt!”

“When you said ’Let’s get high’… I didn’t think you meant this!”

How’s this for social distancing?

That moment when Mary realized she should have waited to reach the frozen lake before putting on her skates.

“No, Ma’am, they did not turn off the gravity. No, ma’am you’re not a cardinal, you can’t fly. Please take two steps back towards me. And put your coat back on.” Gary realized that no matter how much extra he was getting for this trip, he was still not getting paid enough.

The artist had to paint this picture from memory, as 10 seconds later, Karen was gone.

A comely, but curious lass/ she could never resist a crevasse../ and so, from a summit/ she was destined to plummet../ t’was her last crevasse, alas…

Oh no – I left my car lights on.

“Think of all the joy you’ll find / when you leave the world behind / And bid your cares goodbye / You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!”

Or maybe not.

(With apologies to Walt Disney’s Peter Pan (1953) “You Can Fly!” Music by Sammy Fain, Lyrics by Sammy Cahn.)

“There goes my hat!”

Guy in background: You think your distraught; you could be dressed like me.

I can see my house from here.

Well, while your up there, find the hermit dude and ask him the meaning of life…

Hmmm. Generally the guy is one who says “Hold my beer!”

“Honey, can you see it? It’s there. You may have to look further.”

Why dat boy on SKATES?

Manfred on the Jungfrau: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Manfred_sur_la_Jungfrau.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/brown_ford_madox.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/ford-madox-brown 

https://thebiography.us/en/brown-ford-madox 

https://prabook.com/web/ford_madox.brown/728422 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/6871244/ford-madox-brown 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/b/brown/biograph.html 

https://research.britishmuseum.org/research/search_the_collection_database/term_details.aspx?bioId=130917 

http://www.all-art.org/history392-5.html 

http://www.preraphaelites.org/the-collection/artist-biography/ford-madox-brown/ 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/511 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Ford_Madox_Brown/9000428/Ford_Madox_Brown.aspx 

http://www.avictorian.com/Brown_Ford_Madox.html 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/fmb/index.html 

http://hoocher.com/Ford_Madox_Brown/Ford_Madox_Brown.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, the askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/11/27?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 18 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2413 (March 25, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Breaking up with someone at Christmas was doubly cruel when the snow made it so difficult to reach the peak of Lovers Leap.

Skis! Not ice skates!

The sherpa just told Manfred that ‘Jungfrau’ does not refer to a young woman. Turns out he climbed all that way just for an alp.

“I swear, one more day of self-isolation at home with him and I’m gonna hurl …”

Addressing earlier comments about Manfred’s depicted footwear, the museum says (see References in my title URL above) they’re long pointy shoes, not skates.

Mary Ellen, tired of his company, decided to take the fast way down, she figured if I die ,it’s better than being with him.

Another person driven to the precipice by “Let It Go” from “Frozen”.

I am as tolerant as the next guy, but what on earth possessed Manfred to cross-dress in, well, a DRESS to go mountain climbing?

The back up book cover option for “Dragonrider’s of Pern”

When I saw this picture, the first thing that I thought of was Oakland Raiders 43 – New York Jets 32. and after 52 years I still have no idea how the last two Raiders’ touchdowns were scored.

Skiing! I thought you said skating!