Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 30, 2020

Carmen? Be a dear and bring us a bigger glass… QUICKLY!!

OK Carmen, maybe you can show us how it’s done.

is the jar from today’s “Lio” even big enough?

1. “We’re gonna need a bigger glass! We’re gonna go get a bigger glass, right?”

and

2. You’re going to want a dagger of elvish make.

Better try to lure it outside and use the “magnifying” glass + sun combo

Which brings us back to breaking out that oversized Lobster Caldron!

Use one of the cats to lure it outside ;-)

Chief Brody: “You’re gonna need a bigger glass.”

I’m thinking this is where you suggest that she bring you a glass to do the job with while you keep it covered with the fly swatter. You know. Teamwork.

But honey you’re the best at that. You should do it.

Get behind it, not in front, then shoo it towards an open door. Get her to help.

Nice to see Chazz and Poncho working as a team for once, however ineffectual they may be…..

Use Carmen as the lure.

I love this cartoon, but I think I’ll skip the rest of the week. Giant spiders. Shudder.

Aragog!

You’re going to need a bigger glass.

I recognize the spider, but can’t recall his name.

Looks more like an ant to me.

Wife found a spider the other night and wanted me to take it out instead of killing it. So, I did. We went to dinner, had a couple of drinks. Turns out, he’s a really nice guy. Web designer, I think.

At this point, I think an flamethrower is your best bet at this point. That or an RPG.