And you weren’t half the woman you are today.
And doors were smaller then.
Is that their room number or combined weight?
“Yes, that’s the reason.”
4 herniated discs coming up!
Wondering how many actually did do the “carry across the threshold” thing. I asked my wife at the hotel, “You don’t want me to carry you across the threshold, do you?” but it didn’t really come out as a question, more as a command/desperate plea.
♫ I’m not half the man I used to be
There’s a fatso hangin’ over me ♫
….and you were half the size on our first honeymoon…
When you need to call the Home Depot to rent the forklift …
Hope the guy had an elevator to help him up to floor 6.
It’s your second honeymoon. Just say “Hey, you’re right” and enjoy the weekend.
When you’re glad you got the handicapped accessible room.
I might not be as strong since our first honeymoon … but you’ve gone up a bit in tonnage since then!
Yeah, that’s it. uh huh. sure.
She looks like she is sprouting moose antlers. She’s a moose, no wonder she is so heavy!
Living with you has zapped all his energy.
It seems like a lot of these cartoons feature smaller men with big, overbearing women…
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
oldpine52 almost 5 years ago
And you weren’t half the woman you are today.
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
And doors were smaller then.
Odd Dog Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Is that their room number or combined weight?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
“Yes, that’s the reason.”
DIF20 almost 5 years ago
4 herniated discs coming up!
Jeff0811 almost 5 years ago
Wondering how many actually did do the “carry across the threshold” thing. I asked my wife at the hotel, “You don’t want me to carry you across the threshold, do you?” but it didn’t really come out as a question, more as a command/desperate plea.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago
♫ I’m not half the man I used to be
There’s a fatso hangin’ over me ♫
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
….and you were half the size on our first honeymoon…
dflak almost 5 years ago
When you need to call the Home Depot to rent the forklift …
rshive almost 5 years ago
Hope the guy had an elevator to help him up to floor 6.
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It’s your second honeymoon. Just say “Hey, you’re right” and enjoy the weekend.
J Short almost 5 years ago
When you’re glad you got the handicapped accessible room.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
I might not be as strong since our first honeymoon … but you’ve gone up a bit in tonnage since then!
KEA almost 5 years ago
Yeah, that’s it. uh huh. sure.
Lightpainter almost 5 years ago
She looks like she is sprouting moose antlers. She’s a moose, no wonder she is so heavy!
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Living with you has zapped all his energy.
chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It seems like a lot of these cartoons feature smaller men with big, overbearing women…