Herman by Jim Unger for April 17, 2020

And you weren’t half the woman you are today.

And doors were smaller then.

Is that their room number or combined weight?

“Yes, that’s the reason.”

4 herniated discs coming up!

Wondering how many actually did do the “carry across the threshold” thing. I asked my wife at the hotel, “You don’t want me to carry you across the threshold, do you?” but it didn’t really come out as a question, more as a command/desperate plea.

♫ I’m not half the man I used to be

There’s a fatso hangin’ over me ♫

….and you were half the size on our first honeymoon…

When you need to call the Home Depot to rent the forklift …

Hope the guy had an elevator to help him up to floor 6.

It’s your second honeymoon. Just say “Hey, you’re right” and enjoy the weekend.

When you’re glad you got the handicapped accessible room.

I might not be as strong since our first honeymoon … but you’ve gone up a bit in tonnage since then!

Yeah, that’s it. uh huh. sure.

She looks like she is sprouting moose antlers. She’s a moose, no wonder she is so heavy!

Living with you has zapped all his energy.

It seems like a lot of these cartoons feature smaller men with big, overbearing women…