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I keep my credit just good enough to make a car purchase every 5 years or so (I keep ’em). I bought one of those newer Dodge Challengers just weeks before the banks tightened their sphincters on loans.
potrerokid almost 5 years ago
Hmmm…..a rocky situation!
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
They sound like they’re both stoned.
BigDaveGlass almost 5 years ago
Sharp intake of breath through the teeth “You just can’t get the parts these days….”
mrcooncat almost 5 years ago
Thus, we see the very beginnings of the noble profession of ‘Used Car Salesmen’ …
derdave969 almost 5 years ago
If it’s gneiss don’t take it for granite. Fossil milk comes in quartz. I’ll go now .
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
Be careful to get a good bargain…you’re going to pay for that rock for a while…
dflak almost 5 years ago
His credit is rock-solid.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Well now you’re just showing off.
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Look out, he low balling you. He’s gonna take that rock off your hands for peanuts, then sell it for a million clams.
Michael Helwig almost 5 years ago
It’s no coincidence that it’s the size of and he holds it like a cellphone.
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Go stand by yonder volcano. Something new will come up by and by.
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
It’s gneiss work if you can get it.
colcam almost 5 years ago
We have now been introduced to the corporate ancestors to DeBeers.
rshive almost 5 years ago
He later became a wheel salesman.
pnutslvr65 almost 5 years ago
I think they are between a rock and a hard place!
Russell Bedford almost 5 years ago
Come Over Some Day, Maybe Play Poker, Three Jacks Call Two Queens. And old geologist’s way of remembering the eras in order!!!
bobbyferrel almost 5 years ago
I found half a rock in my garden yesterday.
tcayer almost 5 years ago
He better deal before they find out those things are just laying around on the ground!
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
“And I pumice you’ll lava it…”
David_J Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I keep my credit just good enough to make a car purchase every 5 years or so (I keep ’em). I bought one of those newer Dodge Challengers just weeks before the banks tightened their sphincters on loans.
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Don’t forget the 3-year/36,000-mile anti-moss-gathering warranty!
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Clearly, we later ground those to go into Lava soap, and had to invent a scientific field who’s doctorates found floating tablet rocks.
JohnHarry Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He’d do much better with a gneiss pre-cambrian.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 5 years ago
Yeah, but in a few million years, give or take a million, just think what it’ll be worth.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
They are living in the Late Anthropocene. Not quite post Anthropocene just yet