Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 18, 2020

Showering, shaving, changing clothes are all recommended even in a quarantine.

Wow! First chance to have first comment, and I have absolutely nothing to say! So here it is: Absolutely Nothing

Pearls stuck in Quarantine. (wait)

You must be wearing the biggest Depends pack ever,

315 hours playing a game in bed.

His bed must be a swimming hole of pig juices.

On the plus side, Pig can see Paris from his window. At least, whenever Paris visits.

315 hours… that’s 13⅛ days; almost two weeks

I used to be addicted to that game!

“I think I can do this for a solid year”.

The way things are going, you may have to.

Fight it pig fight it

So at least he doesn’t know about the plague that swept the Smithfield Farms plant this week.

Would he be happy that so many of his brothers and sisters were spared?

He should play “Broccoli Crush” if there is such a game.

Is candy crush any good?

Can it compare to the Untitled Goose Game?

I haven’t played any video games (does solitaire count?) but I’ve put together about a dozen jigsaw puzzles already.

If I don’t get at least a little walkin’-around time each day, I can pretty much count on being awakened in the morning with the leg cramps from hell.

Candy Crush is mindless. At least play Puzzly Words (this is hard), or Words with Friends. —-Or Sudoku. Challenge your brain if not your body.

Pig is growing a beard ! … Croc Power !

Hi. I’m Pig and I’m addicted to Candy Crush.

HI, PIG!

How’s Bill Watterson doing through all this? Probably pretty good…..I think he invented social isolation

“Candy crush.” So that’s what they’re calling it these days, eh?

Obsessing….

I could do nothing and enjoy this more, but if I did, my new house would have all my stuff.

I concur.

Uh, how many days, or weeks is that exactly?

Pig needs to shave, then we’d have shaved ham, mmmm!

From another comic, ‘Social distancing is a way to avoid losers while being thoughtful towards that person’

Is that still a thing?

Yes, yes, fattening up for the slaughter.

Rookie numbers, Pig!

I feel like you are looking in my window. A similar game has become my obsession…for no good reason at all than it is there and I am here. On the other hand, it is a cheerful distraction from dismal times. Too funny. Or too sad.

Pig has a little stubble!

This sure deals a crushing blow to Pig’s ambitions…not! :D

While I’m sitting here, safely alone/ I never resort to my phone/ whatever the game/ it isn’t the same/ it’s the loss of my friends I bemoan.

Streep ees no so gud as when Stephin draw croks make jokess abowt crok eets zeebas. Eeting zeeba alweys funny. Beeg laffs!

So in theory, Pig’s 5 o’clock shadow could turn into a full length ZZ Top beard? I didn’t know pigs could do that.

Alas, poor Pig. He has a ‘net addiction. I’m afraid he may be too far gone for a cure. So, instead, maybe he should become cured bacon….

Yet still not one comment about the actual comic ( save for the notice of the lack of puns)… thanks for trying Goat!

WOW he did that with 5 lives much respect

Nice pig, however I prefer puzzle solving and sandbox games, hence my profile picture