Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 03, 2020

Get grain alcohol if you can’t find disinfectant.

I had Mike’s reaction at my 10yr high school reunion; Hey, where’d everybody’s hair go?

One woman said she could tell my soon-to-be wife and I weren’t married because we were still holding hands.

I thought you were a Walden crew/But I can see that just ain’t true/Or you’d be smoking something green/instead of slurping golden brew.

Mike ended it before anyone could be Zoombombed into blackface – lucky!!!

At my 50th, the four guys who had played as a band in high school still had the licks. They provided all the dance music we needed. And I think at least three out of the four still had their hair.

Yep, that wild and crazy badass Walden class. Time for a nap.

I have never gone to a reunion. I’m sure our 50th will be cancelled this year. Can’t care.

On the up side. No one’s going to get a DUI.

And remember, “Anyone who wants a test can get a test”.

Reunions? F*ck ‘em. If people remain friends over the years then fair enough but digging up old relationships is like the movie ’Jurassic Park’. Those relationships died for a reason and bringing them back just because you can usually ends badly.

In addition to hair how is your prostate ?

This year would be my 60th. Never have gone. I don’t even get notices any more.

That was quick. I would think certain things would be postponed. Zoom just doesn’t cut it for everything.

It’s hard to hear “Walden” and “badass” in the same sentence…

The trouble with seeing my classmates after all these years is seeing the their old faces looking at me saying how old I look.

Michael’s Virtual Epistle to the Waldensians.

Heretics!

There were 42 of us in my high school graduating class – all guys.

Between Vietnam and old-age, there’s not a helluva a lot of us left to celebrate our 60th when it rolls around.

So far as I know, there’s only 10 of us still standing (sorta).

I had a similar reaction when I first got on face book. My first thought was, who the hell are all of these middle age people??

Then…uh oh.

I think I’ll spend the rest of the day not looking in a mirror.

What’s going on with the dish on top of the cabinet?

Honestly would actually attend reunions if they were virtual. This should be a thing even after COVID-19.

Hey, Mike, that hole in the back of your iMac support stand is supposed to be used to thread the cables and power cord thru so they don’t get all tangled and squashed.

My newspaper always cuts off the top two frames of his comic. Thank you @GoComics!

I was invited to a high school Reunion once.

But, it wasn’t the class I graduated with. It was from 2 years Later.

It left me wondering about the accuracy of whatever records they might still have on me.

Apparently Garry T. has trouble drawing beer mugs. Different in each panel. Or is it part of a joke I am missing?

31 years on, never been to a reunion.

Around half of the male students I was at school with hated my guts, if I’d ever gone a reunion a violent outcome (for me) would be quite likely. The rest were at best acquaintances, not friends.

The female students, half didn’t know who I was, the other half could not have cared less. Some I think in 5 years at school with them, I might have spoken to them once or twice, if at all.

Depressing really.