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Fred and Clyde had had many conversations over the years about the afterlife. They agreed that whoever died first would try to contact the other and tell him what heaven was like.
Fred was the first to pass on. A year went by. One day the phone rang, and when Clyde answered, it was Fred!
“Is that really you, Fred?” he asked.
“You bet, Clyde. It’s really me.”
“Great to hear from you! I thought you’d forgotten. So tell me! What’s it like there?”
“Well, you won’t believe this, Clyde. It’s absolutely wonderful! We’ve got the most delicious veggies from the lushest fields you have ever seen. We get to sleep in every morning, have a fabulous breakfast, and then make love the rest of the morning. After a nutritious lunch, we go out in the fields and make love some more. Then it’s time for a gourmet dinner and some more lovemaking until bedtime.”
“Omigod!” said Clyde. “Heaven sounds fabulous!”
“Heaven?” said Fred. “I’m a rabbit in Arizona.”
Fornication and fertility rituals is the real reason for the season when it comes to Easter. The very holiday is named after a pagan goddess of fertility. Glad to see they’re getting back to their roots.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 5 years ago
Happy holiday weekend, folks. Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/bunny-love-2/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If that is what you think about Easter bunnies. What do you think about where Cadbury Creme Eggs come from?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Fred and Clyde had had many conversations over the years about the afterlife. They agreed that whoever died first would try to contact the other and tell him what heaven was like.
Fred was the first to pass on. A year went by. One day the phone rang, and when Clyde answered, it was Fred!
“Is that really you, Fred?” he asked.
“You bet, Clyde. It’s really me.”
“Great to hear from you! I thought you’d forgotten. So tell me! What’s it like there?”
“Well, you won’t believe this, Clyde. It’s absolutely wonderful! We’ve got the most delicious veggies from the lushest fields you have ever seen. We get to sleep in every morning, have a fabulous breakfast, and then make love the rest of the morning. After a nutritious lunch, we go out in the fields and make love some more. Then it’s time for a gourmet dinner and some more lovemaking until bedtime.”
“Omigod!” said Clyde. “Heaven sounds fabulous!”
“Heaven?” said Fred. “I’m a rabbit in Arizona.”
michaeljwolff almost 5 years ago
They have to be pulled out after the Savoy Truffle.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 5 years ago
Whatever works…
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
I don’t think I’m ready to birth a different species.
whahoppened almost 5 years ago
They came from the rabbit ho..See what you made me do?!!
sevaar777 almost 5 years ago
Russell Stover chocolates???
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
of course, he’ll be hare today, gone tomorrow…
Differentname almost 5 years ago
I had to check a couple of times to make sure the evil cartoonist wasn’t making a [nsfw] documentary with those furry sex pots.
Me checking cartoons for sexy stuff is not a perversion, it’s my public duty!
Ontman almost 5 years ago
They’ll make fine little silhouettes together.
Buzzworld almost 5 years ago
At first glance, it looked to me like the bunnies were humping.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
The gift of gab, and friendly persuasion….HAPPY EASTER, PASSOVER!
WoodstockJack almost 5 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupercalia
Later, incorporated into the new “Easter” celebration.
Calvins Brother almost 5 years ago
Of course your little “bunny” won’t be showing up until January sometime.
Aaronious almost 5 years ago
Fornication and fertility rituals is the real reason for the season when it comes to Easter. The very holiday is named after a pagan goddess of fertility. Glad to see they’re getting back to their roots.
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Silly question…..everyone knows they come from Easter Island!xD. Those stone things were just to confuse explorers and research scientists.
bergesinoz almost 5 years ago
In a few weeks her pregnancy test will kill the bunny …… ah …. the old ways were so crude!
jonnytest almost 5 years ago
See’s Candy?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’m not telling any secrets.
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
“I understand that part, but I didn’t know you had to blow them up like balloons”…
whahoppened almost 5 years ago
Hey! I just now see it, those aren’t rabbits, they’re two brown ducks leaning ’way back!
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Recently the PBS series, Nature, had an episode, Remarkable Rabbits, mentioned that the Cottontails mating dance is called cavorting.
Mr. Ed almost 5 years ago
Those Wascally Wabbits!
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago
They closed the beaches. All the bunnies went home.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Happy Estrus, everyone. Enjoy it with your favorite person
GoComicsGo! almost 5 years ago
“And if you truly believe in Easter you’ll honour them by us imitating them.”