Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 17, 2020

I didn’t know that Legos were that old.

Fortunately for fish, they can’t step on a lego brick.

And I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that the taxpayer foot the bill for that Lego study.

An alternate study found that an Eggo waffle could survive in the ocean for up to 1,300 seconds.

Now that’s what I call bringing home the bacon.

How do they verify that the couples really did not wish themselves unmarried?

So Legos have been around that long, huh?

I wished myself a widower. Does it count? :D (It’s a joke… seriously, Honey! I’m just kidding!!!!! I SWEAR!!!! I didn’t know you were subscribed to this website…)

but they sang “Big Bad John” over and over

Scientists, 1299 years from now with stop watches: …and there it is; it has totally disappeared. What did you get Frank? I got 1299 years 362 days, 53 minutes, 2.53 seconds. What did you get?

They can be turned into fuel.

The Men Of The Deeps have been doing it for over 30 years.

But Twinkies are forever……⏳

silly reader the study of legos lasting 1300 years was based on computer models!! AND we all know how realistic and accurate computer models are!!!!!! especially when the computer was thown in the sea with the lego.

I’m sure any product made of the same plastic formulation as a Leggo™ would last just as long.

I know this will come as a big disappointment to many of you, but the Dunmow Flitch Trials have been postponed until next year due to the coronavirus.

“We-ell, you talk about the low-down blues, I’ve got ’em,

I do believe I’ve hit rock bottom, oh yeah, oh yeah…"

Sounds like the Shaft Bottom Boys really know how to hit the low notes…

How much is half a pigs worth of bacon?

We are Shaftvo.

In my Homer Simpson voice… Mmmmm Bacon

And the critics said they STILL weren’t far enough away…