Bad Machinery by John Allison for December 05, 2023

“But in the right hands . . . non-lethal.”

Funniest crowd control weapons, ever!

And in the wrong hands?

“Back off! I’ve got a spork in my hand and I’m not afraid to use it!”

i fear the spork most of all!

Your azz is grass

Charlotte has such blazing intensity in her gaze when things are happening (or could happen). Panel 3. “Let all the poison that lurks in the mud, hatch out.” [“I, Claudius” by Robert Graves]

Beware! PADS may take the youths to Pepper(spray)land.

I want to adopt the phrase, “In the right hands, it’s non-lethal.”

My brother gave me a titanium spork. It’s non-lethal in the right hands, but it’s also indestructible.

But a spork carefully honed on a concrete floor…

Claire must be standing on something to raise her eyeballs to the level of the ledge.

I like their creativity.

You should not t!t about with a spork.

-British Council on Proper Spork Handling-