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when my nephew becomes old enough to talk (he’ll be 16 months old on Wednesday), I can hardly wait to hear what his father (my brother) will say what he and I used to play as children
I ain’t worried! I gots my AR-15 and a thousand rounds of ammo. That’s protection! I hear’s them little corona buggers likes ta swarm, but I’s a good shot I am! An when my good buddy Mr. Trump gits me another $1,200, boy howdy thats another AR an another thousand rounds! Sweet! Ain’t nobody gonna take MY TP! Jest let ‘em try!
I know someone who works for Roto Rooter. He says that the TP shortage has been good for business, as people are using substitutes that aren’t flushable.
Humans have the largest brains and are the most intelligent of all animals. And yet we are the only ones that have to wipe ourselves after going poopy. That’s evolution for you
And how many of those who TPed houses or trees or egged houses had to clean them? Never TPED or egged houses, mainly because my folks would have found out and killed me if I had but also because I never understood how anyone could find that a good prank to pull. My idea of a prank was too have a bullroarer and just give it good spin outside of houses. Yeah, I was pretty lame when it came to Halloween pranks.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Now there’s no TP, and you can’t get with in 6 feet of somebody’s house.
DanielRyanMulligan almost 5 years ago
Waste not want not pig
Sherlock Watson almost 5 years ago
There was once a man who valued the stuff so highly that he constantly told others not to squeeze it.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
If we had only known, we would’ve put tp in those time capsules.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
when my nephew becomes old enough to talk (he’ll be 16 months old on Wednesday), I can hardly wait to hear what his father (my brother) will say what he and I used to play as children
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
… time to call the hoarding and waste police!
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Silly. Value changes with situation.
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
What a World. T. P. is valuable and fuel is worthless.
hammytech almost 5 years ago
I hear the PowerBall Jackpot is up to an 18 pack of Charmin.
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
If you don’t TP trees, what are giant monsters going to use?
Alexander the Good Enough almost 5 years ago
I ain’t worried! I gots my AR-15 and a thousand rounds of ammo. That’s protection! I hear’s them little corona buggers likes ta swarm, but I’s a good shot I am! An when my good buddy Mr. Trump gits me another $1,200, boy howdy thats another AR an another thousand rounds! Sweet! Ain’t nobody gonna take MY TP! Jest let ‘em try!
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
Where’s that Y2K TP?
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
ah, i remember it well… the question on halloween was always, TP or not TP…
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
What a waste of paper, if you ask us Indians… :D
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
And this also shall pass …. Along with the TP ! … Croc Power !
V45mikky almost 5 years ago
Some body needs to T.P. my house, I need to recycle it, I am getting low on paper.
unca jim almost 5 years ago
..learned that from my ol’ First Sergeant back in the middle ’50’s…
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
Panty raids still sound like more fun, though.
YippiKiAyMofo almost 5 years ago
And eggs….man-o-man did we ever go through some eggs! It got to the point where local grocers took all the eggs off the shelves on Halloween!
SusieB almost 5 years ago
OK Boomer!
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
I know someone who works for Roto Rooter. He says that the TP shortage has been good for business, as people are using substitutes that aren’t flushable.
Ellis97 almost 5 years ago
Nowadays, toilet paper is so sacred.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Wrong tale to tell at this point in time….LOL
Jovvie5 almost 5 years ago
I’m not gonna, but if you wanna buy a ton of fuel/gasoline to hoard now would be the time.
BiathlonNut almost 5 years ago
There is a joke around here that the Coast Guard stopped a suspected vessel and found 100 rolls of toilet paper hidden in the cocaine.
ocarol7 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Don’t know what you got till it’s gone…”
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
News alert: Most of that TP was stolen from school bathrooms.
dlaemmerhirt999 almost 5 years ago
I say we go back to soaking corn husks to wipe our anuses! If it’s good enough for a knight in the 1600’s it should be good enough for us!
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Just in case I have one in my camping pack from my last trip to Quetico Provincial Park in 1983.
Charlie Tuba almost 5 years ago
Remember when Trump said you needed to flush a toilet 10 times?
Now we know who’s been hoarding the toilet paper!
diane2220 almost 5 years ago
Great comic!
Davel2468 almost 5 years ago
Humans have the largest brains and are the most intelligent of all animals. And yet we are the only ones that have to wipe ourselves after going poopy. That’s evolution for you
bigal666 almost 5 years ago
Toilet paper: The new 401K.
Pig111 almost 5 years ago
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy.
—Martin Luther King Jr.
knight1192a almost 5 years ago
And how many of those who TPed houses or trees or egged houses had to clean them? Never TPED or egged houses, mainly because my folks would have found out and killed me if I had but also because I never understood how anyone could find that a good prank to pull. My idea of a prank was too have a bullroarer and just give it good spin outside of houses. Yeah, I was pretty lame when it came to Halloween pranks.
Cornelius Noodleman almost 5 years ago
What ever you do don’t use poison ivy!
dwkiser28603 almost 5 years ago
Ahhhh,the good old days,before trump ruined everything for everyone.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
You are just like your nephew, Uncle Pig! Snerk!
(I blame Cartoon-Boy, the artist….)