Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 20, 2020

It is with that attitude.

Easier to feel lonely in a crowd, but the king isn’t lazy.

It should be added that most people hate Fink.

Duh.

He’s in the nobody loves me. I think I’ll eat dirt and die phase. Next he will make himself feel all better by racking up a peasant or two, listening to a dvd of ‘Chain Gang’, and maybe adding to the population in Spook’s home.

Someone need a “sulk room”…

Never get in the way of a good Fink Funk. It’s the high point of his low life.

Is that a smile I see? He loves to wallow in his misery….

No kidding. I wonder why…

At first glance I thought he said It’s lovely at the top.

And everybody’s against you, and you’re surrounded by incompetents, and it’s not really your fault. . .blah, blah, blah. . ."Seems to me I’ve heard this song before, It’s from an old familiar score, . . .oh, won’t you play it again, and I’ll remember just when I heard this . . .song before!’

The Fink’s already high.

Social Distancing, Quarantine, and Isolation can be depressing. The King at all times must keep a safe distance from the peasants, as they are revolting. “You said it! They stink on ice!”

Then get together with your loyal subjects, o king. Oh what’s the torches and pitchforks for? Umm……water polo?

I hate when someone interrupts a good sulk.

Well, I’m sure that being out on his balcony that none of his citizens will ever see him sulking…

Especially when you are a crabby little fink!