Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 19, 2020

This strip sounds like a pitch meeting for a new Netflix series.

Probably just a ghost, go back to sleep.

Now they have a kid. Just try to get him to go home.

Don’t feed it.

Don’t give him water if it’s after midnight.

Reminds me of the classic Japanese horror movie, The Grudge (2004). A must see!!

I have no idea why, but I’m finding this one hilarious.

It’s a nightmare alright, but it’s the guy’s.

You might just be in the Twilight Zone!

LOL

When my son was in high school, he was on various sports teams and hung out with 5 other guys: they called themselves “The Six Pack.” They would very often wind up at our house on a Friday or Saturday night, rent an R-Rated movie, devour several pizzas and settle in for the evening in the playroom downstairs

I recall telling my wife. “Which one is ours and can I claim them all as dependents on my 1040?”

“Oh, I thought you were asking about my boyfriend.”

OMIGOSH how did he get in there?!

This is what happens when you make a competition out of selling the most high school football fund raiser tickets.

OK, this could be a problem…

He’s not married, either…

Great

speaking of nightmares . . .

I can’t stop laughing!

Okay…I’ll read you “Dummy in the Dumpster.”

… none that you know of….

This reminds me of the challenge to write a two-sentence horror story. I found many results more amusing than scary.

♪♫ "Today is the day they give babies away

Creepy and Funny!